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Jun
30


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For those of us that

11:16 pm | writes:

For those of us that can’t afford them fancy high-end gaming systems this’n will have to do: Teen Titans Battle Blitz.

Apparently, it’s for a t.v. show or some such fool thing.

Jun
29


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The national Do Not Call

1:20 pm | writes:

The national Do Not Call list started accepting entries on Friday, get yours on today & cut down on telemarketing by October.

Jun
29


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Hey Kids, “come and get

1:12 pm | writes:

Hey Kids, “come and get a MeatShake, have one today…

Jun
29


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Hey Kids, “come and get

1:12 pm | writes:

Hey Kids, “come and get a MeatShake, have one today…

Jun
29


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I wouldn’t eat sushi, but

10:11 am | writes:

I wouldn’t eat sushi, but it sure is fun to race. If you win, you get to see a poorly drawn Japanese woman take off her robe. Who new that racing a tiny car with a crab claw strapped to its back around a table could be so rewarding!

Jun
29


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I wouldn’t eat sushi, but

10:11 am | writes:

I wouldn’t eat sushi, but it sure is fun to race. If you win, you get to see a poorly drawn Japanese woman take off her robe. Who new that racing a tiny car with a crab claw strapped to its back around a table could be so rewarding!

Jun
27


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Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!

6:15 pm | writes:

Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!

I haven’t found a copy yet, but I’m very excited to get a copy of the new indy comic Scurvy Dogs in which olde timey pirates are transported to the present and are forced to seek new employment. Check out this sample dialogue:

Interviewer (reviewing resume): So your home address is fifteen paces from Hangman’s tree due south and your marital status is?to the sea. How nice for you.

(beat panel of pirate squinting at him)

Pirate: I’m three sheets to the wind.

Interviewer: I’m not sure what that means, but I think you’re going to fit right in, McDougal. Okay, I need you to sign right here.

(the pirate scribbles on the paper)

Interviewer: That’s an “x”.

Pirate: That’s me mark. I never learned to read.

Interviewer: Then how did you fill out this application?

Pirate (hanging head): Three sheets to the wind.

Jun
27


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Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!

6:15 pm | writes:

Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!

I haven’t found a copy yet, but I’m very excited to get a copy of the new indy comic Scurvy Dogs in which olde timey pirates are transported to the present and are forced to seek new employment. Check out this sample dialogue:

Interviewer (reviewing resume): So your home address is fifteen paces from Hangman’s tree due south and your marital status isÂ…to the sea. How nice for you.

(beat panel of pirate squinting at him)

Pirate: I’m three sheets to the wind.

Interviewer: I’m not sure what that means, but I think you’re going to fit right in, McDougal. Okay, I need you to sign right here.

(the pirate scribbles on the paper)

Interviewer: That’s an “x”.

Pirate: That’s me mark. I never learned to read.

Interviewer: Then how did you fill out this application?

Pirate (hanging head): Three sheets to the wind.

Jun
27


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I don’t know how they

4:37 pm | writes:

I don’t know how they do it, but French-Canadians are able to stomach a little treat called “Poutine.”

Jun
27


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I don’t know how they

4:37 pm | writes:

I don’t know how they do it, but French-Canadians are able to stomach a little treat called “Poutine.”

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