

A
mildly intimate overview of the magic of Hanttula.com
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Info
Hanttula.com is a website. You click on parts & view parts.
Hopefully you enjoy the process.
Let me tell you a story 'bout
a site called Hanttula.com
Back in the dark ages of 1995 a boy had a dream of writing
the Great American Novel.
He soon discovered that he couldn't
write... for that matter he could barely read. He heard tell
of a little burgeoning idea called the "World Wide
Web" and that it was something people surfed. He liked
surfing so thought this could be good for him. Little did
he know that it involved computers & typing & more
of those dreadful words responsible for his dashed dreams
of an authorial life. What's worse, it involved technology;
something that terrified this boy to the core of his being.
Undauntable,
the boy aimed to start his adventures on this World Wide
Web, only to have the feared technology rear its
ferociously spiteful head in the form of a broken "W" key
on his keyboard. Unable to type the ever-important "www," it
seemed that the boy would never be able to visit one of
these fabled "websites." Things were not looking
good for our hero... he became crestfallen.
Well, eventually,
he learned that keyboards could be fixed & he typed
that "www" along
with other words and discovered the vast expanse of the
Internet & all
that it had to offer. So enamored with what he saw on his
computer screen, he felt he too must contribute to this
Internet (since he had been selfishly enjoying the efforts
of others
without paying a dime). That is when lightning struck,
the clouds parted, and Providence spake (as Providence
is apt
to do) directly to our young hero:
"ARRR! GO FORTH, YOUNG MATEY, AND BUILD
YE ONLINE ENTERTAINMENTS, THE LIKES OF WHICH
THY SCURVY MORTALS HAVE NAY BUT SEEN."
You
can imagine the surprise & shock to this young boy,
who instantly set upon a new life path and made appropriate
changes to his "to
do" list:
| To-Do List |
- Buy Milk
- Buy Cheese
- Find out what's making that tapping
sound in the wall
Write the Great American Novel
Make the Great American Website
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Thus, the light & glory that has become Hanttula.com
began.
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