Jun
27
6:15 pm | D. Ball writes:
Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!
I haven’t found a copy yet, but I’m very excited to get a copy of the new indy comic Scurvy Dogs in which olde timey pirates are transported to the present and are forced to seek new employment. Check out this sample dialogue:
Interviewer (reviewing resume): So your home address is fifteen paces from Hangman’s tree due south and your marital status isÂ…to the sea. How nice for you.
(beat panel of pirate squinting at him)
Pirate: I’m three sheets to the wind.
Interviewer: I’m not sure what that means, but I think you’re going to fit right in, McDougal. Okay, I need you to sign right here.
(the pirate scribbles on the paper)
Interviewer: That’s an “x”.
Pirate: That’s me mark. I never learned to read.
Interviewer: Then how did you fill out this application?
Pirate (hanging head): Three sheets to the wind.
Jun
26
10:39 am | D. Ball writes:
Body rock y’all. To the beat y’all…
Shake yo ass to the crazy eclectic grooves at Radio Free Destruktobot.
Jun
26
10:39 am | D. Ball writes:
Body rock y’all. To the beat y’all…
Shake yo ass to the crazy eclectic grooves at Radio Free Destruktobot.
Jun
26
10:36 am | D. Ball writes:
Apparently, I’m in need of a “locational assist”. I had no idea.
Fortunately the thetans drew me to this educational photo-illustrated primer on the history of religion and how it relates to the modern wonder of Scientology.
Jun
26
10:36 am | D. Ball writes:
Apparently, I’m in need of a “locational assist”. I had no idea.
Fortunately the thetans drew me to this educational photo-illustrated primer on the history of religion and how it relates to the modern wonder of Scientology.
Jun
23
11:45 pm | D. Ball writes:
From the news wire: Meet the latest criminal mastermind… THE BEE-KEEPER. Mwah-hah-hah-hah.
Jun
18
5:50 pm | D. Ball writes:
Ever wonder what a Clackamore sounds like? How about a Guitorgan? Are you plagued with sleepless nights trying to identify the distinct sounds of the Samchillian Tip Tip Tip Cheeepeeeee? Fear Not! OddMusic is here to save the day!
Jun
17
4:09 pm | D. Ball writes:
New Yorkers: Sharpen your pitchforks. Light your torches. Fetch those rake thingies. It’s time for a good old fashioned MOB.
Jun
17
12:11 am | D. Ball writes:
You thought the teletubbies were scary? Prepare yourself for the coming of Boohbah!
Dec
19
11:09 am | D. Ball writes:
For those of you that are a little low on cash this holiday season, check out ThriftDeluxe for some ideas on do-it-yourself gifts.
{ Stuff here beats ‘the Gap’ by a mile anyways. }
