Somewhere in the world, on a deserted road, a little ferret is discovering
semaphore.

If he doesn’t get hit by a car before he can share his secret with his
ferret friends, he’ll tell everyone:

P-i-z-z-a.

F-r-i-d-a-y.

1-2-1-5-P-M.

B-u-r-b-a-n-k R-o-u-n-d T-a-b-l-e.

C-o-r-n-e-r o-f V-i-c-t-o-r-y a-n-d B-u-e-n-a V-i-s-t-a.

B-r-i-n-g a F-e-r-r-e-t F-r-i-e-n-d.

Hey peoples,

No official RPB tomorrow.

Lunch at your own risk.

But, I promise to return with semi-fascinating stories about what I’d be
doing that’s important enough to miss RPB.
Yes, semi-fascinating indeed.

(Meanwhile, visit Hanttula.com)

Step right up ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the Grrrreeatest Shoooooow on
Earrrrth!

That’s right, for one day and one day only, it’s the Wide World of Pizza
Consumption!

Yes! Before your very eyes, pizza after pizza magically appears!
Yes! Before your very eyes, varieties of toppings too numerous to count!
Yes! Before your very eyes, quality & fresh ingredients the like you’ll
never again see!
Yes! Before your very eyes, a seemingly never-ending flow of delicious
sodas!
Yes! Before your very eyes, a salad bar to end all salad bars!

Not for the faint of heart, this is the ROUND TABLE PIZZA BUFFET featuring
the Famous All-You-Can-Eat-a-thon!

Delicious! Delicious! Delicious!

Step right up: 12:15 PM
Step right up: Corner of Victory & Buena Vista
Step right up: Burbank Round Table Pizza
Step right up: Don’t miss out!

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IT’S THE OFFICIAL
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SOMEWHAT ANNUAL
(or more often)
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MEET-A-FRIEND-FOR-LUNCH-FRIDAY!
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Due to the vast popularity of the Meat-a-Friend
program, we’ve decided to create a more humane,
less cannibalistic, MEET-a-Friend day.

That’s right, it’s quite simple:
– YOU leave your office, home, fruit stand, street corner
– and GO to BURBANK’s fine ROUND TABLE PIZZA
– and MEET one (or more) of your FRIENDS (or
acquaintances, depending on how close you are
with people who’d eat at such an establishment)
– then, you EAT, EAT, EAT (and maybe drink a
little) pizza, salad, and beverage. (Do not try to
eat other attendees of the Meet-a-Friend program.
That is frowned upon.)

That’s how easy MEET-A-FRIEND-FOR-LUNCH-FRIDAY
is!

All the fun starts at 12:15 PM at the joining of
VICTORY & BUENA VISTA.

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get off your ass and jam…
– George “P-Funk” Clinton

get your ass to the pizza buffet.
– Me

12:15 PM
Burbank
Victory & Buena Vista.
“Don’t make me come over there!”

Are you a monkey?

You should be.

Why aren’t you a monkey?

Today! Only! Announcing…

A special pizza buffet for monkeys.

If you are a monkey, you should come have pizza.

If you’re not a monkey, you should come to pizza disguised as one.*

All Monkey Pizza Buffet.

All Monkeys… All the… well, you know.

Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

12:15! 12:15! 12:15! (Standard Pacific Monkey Time)

Buena Vista & Victory, Burbank.

Burbank Round Table Pizza.

– From: A Monkey.

*Monkey disguises will not be checked for accuracy.

Hello everyone,

I’m off to Oklahoma to help my brother get married. So, there’s no official RPB this week. But, feel free to consume at your own risk.
I’ll miss your company this week, hope you have a fun time (whatever you decide to do). While you’re at it, why don’t you come sack my apartment, since I’ve now informed you all that I’ll be away. Of course, I’m not feeding the hounds in my absence, so they’ll appreciate you stopping by for a feeding, um… visit. Or, maybe I don’t have any hounds at all… maybe just a couple of vicious guppies? Hungry, flesh-eating, viral-carrying, vengeance-minded, inch-long, vicious guppies.

- Mike

Your presence is respectfully requested at the
The Daniel D. Hanttula Single Life Memorial Gathering Pizza Buffet
which will commemorate the final week of bachelorhood for Mr. D. D. Hanttula as he is to wed the lovely Ms. Nancy Hahn of Norman, OK the following Saturday, April 13th.

Naturally, Mr. Hanttula will not be able to attend the event, but he is being represented by the best man of his groom’s party, one Mr. Michael G. Hanttula of North Hollywood, CA.

We hope you can join us this Friday afternoon at 12:15 PM, at the Burbank Round Table Pizza Restaurant & Country Club, located on the corner of Victory & Buena Vista in beautiful Burbank, CA.

Mr. Daniel Hanttula will be in our thoughts on this occasion, we’ll eat pizza in memory of his bachelorhood and in celebration of his forthcoming marriage.

and on the mount, he spake onto them, and the words he spake were thus:
” go forth and consume pizza, eat of the world as ye too shall be ate.
” find ye the perfect pizza and eat it in remembrance of me.”
so the followers and the wise of the city went forth into the world in search of the perfect pizza
and, following the words that were spake, came upon a selection of pizzas three.
the first, being of noble pepperoni and cheese sat before the disciples and said unto them,
” I, pepperoni, am delicious, spicy, and good. take of me and enjoy the world.”
the villagers pondered this one, as the second stepped forth, it’s red and yellow toppings well-placed.
” alas, ye villagers, I am the Hawaiian pizza — my union of ham & pineapple is surprising, delicious, and good. take of me and enjoy the world.”
the bewildered followers of the word now had two tempting choices, as the third pizza came forth, covered in too many toppings to count, and spake onto the gathering:
” I, too, ye villages, am delicious, various, and good. I say unto thee simpletons, I am the combo pizza and ye shall take of me and enjoy the world.”

The witnesses heard what the pizzas spake, and what the pizzas spake was heard. The villagers conferred, contemplated, and reasoned. For six days and seven nights, the villagers pondered the words of the pizzas. Each day and night, the sun and moon kept a silent, pizza-like vigil in the sky. On the seventh day (it just happened to be Friday), they realized they were hungry and that the pizzas were still there. With the coming of noon (12:15 PM, to be exact), they were enlightened by the aroma of the warm food.
” We can take and enjoy of all the pizzas, for the pizzas are plentiful and the world is good.”
And, thus, they ate all; and as they ate, more arrived. They ate the pizza and the pizza was good. This is the world of the Pizza Buffet, and alas, the world is good.
Burbank.
Round Table Pizza.
Victory & Buena Vista.
12:15 PM

Hola amantes de la pizza,

!Ahora esta su ocasisn para la accisn emocionante de la todo-pizza! Apenas
venido abajo a la “Round Table Pizza” de Burbank en 12:15 P.M. este viernes.

Habra mas pizza que usted puede sacudarir un palillo en.

otra vez:
BURBANK
12:15 PM
ROUND TABLE PIZZA
FRIDAY