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Aug
10


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Tomorrow, on a very special episode of “RPB”

12:15 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Hello everyone,

ROYAL PIZZA BUFFET
Tomorrow / Friday / August 10th
12:15 PM
Burbank Round Table Pizza @ 407 West Victory
(at the corner of Victory & Buena Vista)
Their phone: 818-845-7613

See you there,
Mike

Jun
08


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Pay Heed, The Lunch Buffet Cometh!

12:15 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Greeting Citizens of Los Angeles:

The Lunch Buffet is near.

Where: Round Table Pizza, Burbank (corner of Victory & Buena Vista)
When: FRIDAY approx. 12:15 PM

Tell all your friends.
Eat.

Mar
01


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Plate #6: The Final Secret?

6:48 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Finally revealed, for all the world to see.
The previously clandestine mechanics of the magic 8-ball. If you’re wondering what the blue fluid inside the cylinder is, well, we’re sorry to report that our tests have found it to be nothing more than water with blue dye.

But, you may be asking yourself, “How can these simple plastic forms have so ingeniously guided my most important life decisions?”
Yes, it’s true. Much of the magic 8-ball’s power remains a mystery even after this in-depth exploration. But, at the very least, you have come a step closer to the truth of the power that is “the magic 8-ball.”

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Mar
01


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Plate #5: A Closer Look

6:46 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

A close-up of the ‘magic’ cylinder.
But, what is inside, you ask? What is inside?

The truth »

Mar
01


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Plate #4: More Inside

6:45 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

This shot reveals the simplistic construction of this portable oracle.

More shocking images ahead »

Mar
01


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Plate #3: A Cylinder!

6:44 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Once cracked, an astonishing secret is revealed. The inside is not a sphere but a cylinder… a CYLINDER ! ! !

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Mar
01


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Plate #2: Words of Wisdom

6:40 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

We’re all familiar with its sage advice. But how is such wisdom generated? Are you ready for the truth?

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Mar
01


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Plate #1: The Outer Shell

6:37 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

This innocent-looking outer shell houses the mysterious inner-workings of the magic 8-ball

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Mar
01


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Secrets of the Magic 8-Ball Revealed

6:34 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Feb
20


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Spoon #57

7:43 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

A viewing at the SF MOMA, a nice lunch at this Indian Restaurant, a lovely stroll on the beach, then Kendra ended our relationship.