Distractomatic

Oct
18


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Crumpkin’s Pumpkins Halloween Special

9:48 am | writes:

Crumpkin’s Pumpkins, friend of this site and long-running item in the Phenomethon of Halloween Links, has just kicked off an Indiegogo campaign to fund turning the famous “Crumpkin’s Pumpkins Pumpkin Song” & Crumpkin’s Pumpkins website into a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL for TV. Watch the short video they’ve produced to announce the campaign and then head to their Indiegogo page to lend your support… if you dare!

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Oct
15


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Halloween Slot Machine Game

10:54 am | writes:

There weren’t enough Halloween-themed games popping up this year, so I put together a only-ever-so-slightly-horrifying slot machine. But, BEWARE: unlike regular slot machine games, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN money from your jackpot!

Play now & see if fate is with you!

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Oct
10


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More B-Movie Titles for YOU

6:46 pm | writes:

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The B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR has been updated with new title possibilities & graphics. The generator can now come up with over 1.4 MILLION title combinations!

Oct
02


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Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2016

9:38 am | writes:

Hanttula Halloween 2014

It’s back again for 2016! The endlessly-popular Hanttula.com Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.

Jun
15


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Ready to Monday

2:05 pm | writes:

Believe it or not, there are stirrings in Hanttula HQ of *something* new. But, for now, I’ll just leave this VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO for you to watch & absorb:

Nov
02


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Thanksgiving Clock 2015

9:36 am | writes:

Now that Halloween has passed, it’s time to COUNTDOWN TO THANKSGIVING!

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Oct
29


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Popcorn Garage

12:06 pm | writes:

Visit the Popcorn Garage: 66 film references hidden within one visual puzzle. Can YOU find them all?

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Sep
30


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Pizza TARDIS

11:03 am | writes:

 

People keep sending me the pizza lanyard link/story and, while I appreciate ANY & ALL PIZZA-RELATED NEWS across my desk, the lanyard itself has some serious flaws.

In short: I don’t understand the design. There’s no way a slice of pizza could be that close to my mouth without getting consumed. So, there’d always just be an empty, greasy plastic pouch around my neck. What I require is a Pizza TARDIS that can hold a billion billion slices inside and dispense them to me throughout time and space. I recall many’a frightful occasions in my life when I was PIZZA DEFICIENT and only an inter-dimensional pizza deployment device will resolve this issue.

Pizza T.A.R.D.I.S.

Jun
25


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Snack Science

10:37 am | writes:

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Any day is a good opportunity to experiment in the realm of SNACK SCIENCE! Today, I wanted an Oreo cookie, but I had none. Enter: some Trader Joe’s Cats Cookies (for People!) and a can of cake icing. It’s… IT’S…. A-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-V-E! (and it’s pretty tasty, too.)

Nov
03


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Internet Arcade

3:21 pm | writes:

Say ‘hello’ to the Internet Arcade from Archive.org: dozens & dozens of early (1970s-1990s) arcade games; no quarters required.

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