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Nov
08


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Grrr, chain letters. Grrr. Even

10:49 am | writes:

Grrr, chain letters. Grrr. Even so, “The Curse of a Thousand Chain Letters” is funny… or, for those of you that still send them out, maybe it’s educational.
{And, no, this is not an open solicitation for you to send me chain letters. In fact, if you do, I’ll send my friends to pay you a visit.}

Nov
08


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Here’s your challenge for the

10:39 am | writes:

Here’s your challenge for the day:
Before you say anything to your co-workers or loved ones, run it through the Babelizer. Then, you may only speak to them with what the Babelizer generates. Good luck.

Nov
08


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Here’s your challenge for the

10:39 am | writes:

Here’s your challenge for the day:
Before you say anything to your co-workers or loved ones, run it through the Babelizer. Then, you may only speak to them with what the Babelizer generates. Good luck.

Nov
08


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Little living car crash scupltures

10:32 am | writes:

Little living car crash scupltures at Crash Bonsai.
{Let the first page fully load for a good example.}

Nov
08


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“Leonard, we’re getting the band

10:29 am | writes:

“Leonard, we’re getting the band back together.”
“Why did we break up in the first place?”
“We didn’t have a name.”
“But, Daryl, we still don’t have a name.”
No problem.”

Nov
08


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“Leonard, we’re getting the band

10:29 am | writes:

“Leonard, we’re getting the band back together.”
“Why did we break up in the first place?”
“We didn’t have a name.”
“But, Daryl, we still don’t have a name.”
No problem.”

Nov
07


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How do you like your

12:00 pm | writes:

How do you like your vomit bags?
International? Sicksack.com
or
Designer? DesignForChunks.com
{Sadly, one of the entries from Collection 3 (from ‘SuperHappyBunny’) has beat my idea for releasing the “Barf-bag-Baby” — all the fun of a beanie baby in the form of a barfbag. Instead, the SuperHappyBunny version is called “Puke-a-Pet.”}

Nov
07


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All Chicken, All the Time:

11:53 am | writes:

All Chicken, All the Time: Random Chicken

Nov
05


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Now everybody can write their

10:10 am | writes:

Now everybody can write their name in the snow!

Nov
05


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Get ready for the Holiday

9:56 am | writes:

Get ready for the Holiday Season with the “Build Your Own Damn Card” greeting card maker.