Office of Eternal Distractions

Presenting the very best & longest lasting entertainments from the DISTRACTOMATIC. These gems are little gifts that keep on giving.

Rolls of the dice determine victory or defeat in your quest to expand your territory.

Improving advertising through the introduction of simple moustaches

It is what it says and a quick review will set you straight on many points.

Photo gallery of mind-boggling meal creations.

Sweet, soft and very clever Flash video games that will keep you entertained for some time.

Add bacon to any website.

Easily converts your digital images into Polaroid-like photos.

Random pairings of ‘Family Circus’ comic panels with Friedrich Nietzsche quotes.

History, told through the charming talents of drunken individuals.

Removing the title character from this strip brings a level of brilliance to the comic

More to come.