MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

  • Title: “I’ll-Haunt-You-in-Another-Form Pumpkin”
  • Media: Pumpkin. Poor Watering Practices. Unadulterated scorn.
  • Submitted by: Darryl M.
  • Darryl claims the birth of this ill-looking pumpkin was a mix of neglect & ant infestations. Nonetheless, Darryl probably didn't realize that pumpkins never forget. As it rots into the ground, it's scornful expression ensures us that it shall have its revenge on Darryl... maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow... but some day. {it also kind of reminds me of something one might find in Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch}
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  • Title: “Carrabbit”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Lindsay
  • Lindsay found this carrot that looks like a rabbit; then fed it to an actual rabbit - begging the question of the rabbit being in complete unawares or of being a... CANNIBAL BUNNY.
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  • Title: “The Deflated Egg Balloon”
  • Media: Oh god... I don't know...
  • Submitted by: Raven C.
  • This egg was misplaced in the hen house and was, for reasons I cannot go into here, raised by balloons. Sadly, one morning, the egg's adoptive parents floated off to adventures unknown. Not knowing what else to do, the little egg deflated itself in grief.
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  • Title: “Freddy Kruger Chip”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Joey W.
  • Joey seemed to think that this "Miss Vicky's" potato chip looks like Freddie Kruger (from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" films). I'll simply agree that it's mildly frightening to pull out of a bag of chips. You may decide for yourself!
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  • Title: “Invasion of the Tomato Snatchers”
  • Media: Tomato. Pod People.
  • Submitted by: Jessie D.
  • Many people believe that alien invaders might take over the Earth by slowly replacing humans with human-like versions of themselves that are grown from pods. But, who's to say that aliens will know that they should look like us? Perhaps they'll mistake tomatoes as the superior life form of the planet.
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  • Title: “Heart Raspberry”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Beth C.
  • A lovely raspberry. See what I did there? I called it "lovely" because it looks like a heart. Get it? See? Yeah, I'm great at writing these descriptions. BOOYAH!
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