MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

Viewing: 'Creepy Creatures' Food Anomalies

scarred_fruity_pebble.jpg

  • Title: “Most Terrifying Fruity Pebble”
  • Media: Fruity Pebble. A Fear Unknown to Most.
  • Submitted by: Kelly R.
  • Just when you thought it was safe to consume breakfast cereal, Kelly finds THIS terrifying creature amid an otherwise innocent bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Don't look at this image for too long. It will haunt your dreams.
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peppermint skull

  • Title: “Peppermint Candy Skull”
  • Media: Small Candy-based creature. Sans everything but a skull.
  • Submitted by: Theresa
  • A fine dinner. A sweet mint to cleanse the palate. Something awry. Was it a mint at all? Or has she half-consumed a tiny, candy creature -- leaving only a skull as evidence of its remains?
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Zombie Coconut

  • Title: “Undead Coconut”
  • Media: Coconut Corpse. Reanimation.
  • Submitted by: Fawn
  • Fawn discovered the sunken eyes of this coconut staring at her after she drained the coconut's juice. She said it was a "ghost coconut," but my professional resources have determined it is more assuredly a ZOMBIE COCONUT.
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crazy cucumber

  • Title: “All-Kinds-of-Crazy Cucumber”
  • Media: Cucumber. Craziness.
  • Submitted by: Penny S.
  • Penny grew this cucumber and reports that it "looks like it has babies." Yes, Penny, there is that... and the fact that it's curled upon itself as if it's cradling those "babies." I'm creeped out and very confused. Why do I run this museum?!
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milk pikachu

  • Title: “Milk Pikachu”
  • Media: Spilled Milk. No Crying.
  • Submitted by: Holly W.
  • Sometimes food anomalies are found in the least likely of places... such as spilled milk (which happened to spill right into the form of Pikachu of Pokemon fame).
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angelinapepper.jpg

  • Title: “Angelina Douglas Pepper”
  • Media: Pepper. Jolie and Douglas DNA.
  • Submitted by: Cathy L.
  • While "modified" submissions are usually forbidden here in the MoFA, this entry would work without the attached eyes. Cathy says that this photo represents the result of Angelina Jolie and Kirk Douglas having had a baby... that was a pepper. ... ah, see it now?
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strawberry-jaws.jpg

  • Title: “Strawberry Jaws”
  • Media: Strawberry. Ravenous Hunger.
  • Submitted by: Nathan
  • It's the strawberry that bit back! (no word on Nathan's condition; last we heard he has yet to approach another strawberry)
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ghost-in-tea.jpg

  • Title: “Ghost in Tea”
  • Media: Tea. A Spirit from the Afterlife.
  • Submitted by: Anonymous
  • With all the validity of, well, every other ghost photo, comes this snap of a somewhat cheery face peering out of the murky darkness of a visitor's beverage.
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limebeast-jamie.jpg

  • Title: “Mark of the Lime”
  • Media: Lime. Spawn of Satan.
  • Submitted by: Jamie
  • Just a lime? I don't believe so. I am quite certain, if you look, you'll find someone on its rind... THE MARK OF THE BEAST
    8 Comments so far »

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