MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

Viewing: 'Indescribable' Food Anomalies

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  • Title: “Quaker Oat Catastrophe”
  • Media: Quaker Oat. Shriveled Nightmare.
  • Submitted by: Alan "Hot Pastrami" Bellows
  • Quaker Oats? Oh, hell no. Alan informs us this "grossly malformed specimen ... drawn from a box of Quaker Oat Squares cereal [is] a smidge larger than an Eisenhower silver dollar." Frankly, I can't look at it without becoming slightly nauseous. Good going Quaker Oats.
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  • Title: “Carrot Feet”
  • Media: Really Messed Up Carrots
  • Submitted by: Miranda Q.
  • Miranda promises that this is a photo of a real carrot that she purchased in college. She noticed it looked like a foot, so she cut it in half to make two. Yes, Miranda, this is the most disturbing carrot I've seen in quite awhile.
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  • Title: “Not So Mini Wheats”
  • Media: Breakfast Cereal. Too much sugar-coating.
  • Submitted by: Kayla G. of Rome, NY
  • A piece of Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal, with something peculiar in the middle. Kayla writes "I have no idea what orange gooey stuff would be doing in the [Frosted Mini-Wheats] factory. ... This has completely turned me off from ever eating [Frosted Mini-Wheats] again and I haven't for three years. The nightmares have stopped thankfully."
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