MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

Viewing: 'Portrait Gallery' Food Anomalies

gerkintrio_agatas.jpg

  • Title: “The Gerkin Bros. Singing Trio”
  • Media: Gerkins. Harmonizing.
  • Submitted by: Agata S. (Poland)
  • A long-lost promotion photo from "The Gerkin Bros. Traveling A Capella Trio." They used to be a quartet, but there was an incident when one of them was vacationing in a summer salad.
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happy-sweetpotato.jpg

  • Title: “Happy Sweet Potato”
  • Media: Sweet Potato. Extra Helping of Sweetness.
  • Submitted by: Alice W.
  • This entry brings to mind that dance hall hit from the 30's, "You're my happy, happy sweeeeet potato, you're my sweet potato pieeeeeee." OK, that song doesn't actually exist.
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angelinapepper.jpg

  • Title: “Angelina Douglas Pepper”
  • Media: Pepper. Jolie and Douglas DNA.
  • Submitted by: Cathy L.
  • While "modified" submissions are usually forbidden here in the MoFA, this entry would work without the attached eyes. Cathy says that this photo represents the result of Angelina Jolie and Kirk Douglas having had a baby... that was a pepper. ... ah, see it now?
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kennyegg.jpg

ghost-in-tea.jpg

  • Title: “Ghost in Tea”
  • Media: Tea. A Spirit from the Afterlife.
  • Submitted by: Anonymous
  • With all the validity of, well, every other ghost photo, comes this snap of a somewhat cheery face peering out of the murky darkness of a visitor's beverage.
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happy-shallot.jpg

  • Title: “Happy Shallot”
  • Media: Shallot. Unadulterated Joy.
  • Submitted by: Kim & Sons (Connecticut)
  • We could all learn a lesson from this happy shallot, whose joyful expression saved him from the dinner plate and skyrocketed him to fame within the hallowed halls of the MoFA. Maybe we should all think more about what kind of expression we make (even when we're faced with eminent consumption).
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strawberry-queen.jpg

  • Title: “Strawberry Queen”
  • Media: Strawberry. Royal Blood.
  • Submitted by: Gen
  • "All Hail, Her Most Royal & High Majesty. All Hail, Her Supreme Benevolence & Guidance. All Hail, The Grand Dame of the Garden. All Hail, The Strawberry Queen."
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cap-face.jpg

  • Title: “Cap Face”
  • Media: Chocolate Syrup. Adorableness.
  • Submitted by: Elisabeth A.
  • A minimalistic food anomaly! A smattering of chocolate syrup + a cap = adorable.
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sadpotato.jpg

  • Title: “Saddest of Sad Potatoes”
  • Media: Potato. Crippling Depression.
  • Submitted by: Ymmo (Slovenia)
  • A horribly sad potato that had an obviously rough life up to the time of this photograph. However, rest easy my friends, I learned that this potato later went out to fame & glory as -- POTATO SOUP!
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