MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

Viewing: 'Portrait Gallery' Food Anomalies

eggplantnose-steveg.jpg

  • Title: “Snobby Eggplant”
  • Media: Egglant. Numerous Lies.
  • Submitted by: Steve G.
  • I normally turn my nose up at the (rather disgusting excuse for a vegetable) eggplant. But, this one seems to be turning its nose up at me.
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pickledegg-johny.jpg

  • Title: “Melancholy Egg”
  • Media: Eggs. Ennui.
  • Submitted by: John Y.
  • John found, at his local pub, what must be the saddest pickled egg on record. John notes that "If I'd been stuck in a jar of vinegar for a few months, I'd be frowning too." What might be sadder is that when John returned to take a better photo — someone had already consumed the melancholy egg.
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cuteypickle-crane.jpg

  • Title: “Cutey Pickle”
  • Media: Pickle. Happiness or Rage.
  • Submitted by: Crane (from Korea)
  • Crane was ordering a meal and got this pickle served up on the side. She thinks that, while it is definitely shouting at her, it's also very, very happy. I think all food should be served when it's happy. That's just me.
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hauntedsoup_simon.jpg

  • Title: “Haunted Soup”
  • Media: Soup. A lost soul.
  • Submitted by: Simon E.
  • Simon put a regular bowl of oxtail soup into his microwave and it came out looking like this. We suggest that Simon checks his microwave specifications as it seems to include the ability to entrap souls. Simon wrote "It looks as if it's in pain. I still ate it."
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gerk-pete-m.jpg

  • Title: “Gerkin Surprise”
  • Media: Gerkin. Knife.
  • Submitted by: Pete M.
  • Pete's Christmas dinner included this surprised-looking gerkin (you, too, would be surprised if someone sliced you in half). Pete seemed to state that this gerkin-creature was as delicious as he is cute.
    2 Comments so far »

happysadcarrots-nickyp.jpg

  • Title: “Anime Carrots”
  • Media: Carrots. Knife. Fun.
  • Submitted by: Nicky P.
  • Two slices of a carrot; one happy, one sad. The happy one is easy enough to see, but you kind of have to imagine that sad one on the right as an anime character... those big, sad eyes (and a little tear from the right eye).
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jalapeno-face.jpg

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garlic-face.jpg

  • Title: “Garlic Head”
  • Media: Garlic; The Need of a Haircut
  • Submitted by: Lori C. of Holland, MI
  • It's garlic, but it looks like the profile of a human head. A very oddly proportioned human head.
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potato-bugeyes.jpg

  • Title: “Bug-Eyed Potato”
  • Media: Potato & Personality
  • Submitted by: Seth
  • There are the submissions that are strange & disturbing... and wonderful. Thank you, Seth, for this fine, bug-eyed potato.
    4 Comments so far »
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