- Title: “Conjoined Tomatoes”
- Media: n/a
- Submitted by: Danny M.
- One tomato, two tomato, three tomato, four.* No, just one tomato. Or two? Or... I give up.
(*I don't think this first line will make sense to those that did not grow up with the little "one potato, two potato" song/rhyme. My apologies.)