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MoFA: ‘Indescribable’ Specimens

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smiling-calzone

  • Title: “Smiling Calzone”
  • Media: Dough. Sauce. Fillings. Undeniable charm.
  • Submitted by: Annaka
  • Annaka reports that this simple calzone charmed her & the waiter... before she devoured it.

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tentacle-lemon

  • Title: “Tentacle Lemon”
  • Media: Citrus commingled with a cephalopod.
  • Submitted by: Andrea F.
  • Andrea calls this a "tentacle lemon" (found on a tree in her backyard). We thought it might be a young version of the Scandalous Lemon. Whatever the case, it's just wrong.

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thumb-dog

  • Title: “‘I’m All Thumbs’ Hot Dog”
  • Media: Hot dog. Close encounter with a meat slicer?
  • Submitted by: Gymbeaux
  • Gymbeaux was served this curious-looking "hot dog" at an unnamed restaurant in NYC. Although it looks much like a human thumb, Gymbeaux assured us that it, in fact, tasted nothing like thumb. Case closed. Move along. Nothing to see here.

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  • Title: “The Deflated Egg Balloon”
  • Media: Oh god... I don't know...
  • Submitted by: Raven C.
  • This egg was misplaced in the hen house and was, for reasons I cannot go into here, raised by balloons. Sadly, one morning, the egg's adoptive parents floated off to adventures unknown. Not knowing what else to do, the little egg deflated itself in grief.

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  • Title: “Invasion of the Tomato Snatchers”
  • Media: Tomato. Pod People.
  • Submitted by: Jessie D.
  • Many people believe that alien invaders might take over the Earth by slowly replacing humans with human-like versions of themselves that are grown from pods. But, who's to say that aliens will know that they should look like us? Perhaps they'll mistake tomatoes as the superior life form of the planet.

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  • Title: “Craaaaaaazy Berry”
  • Media: Strawberry. Craziness.
  • Submitted by: Shura (Germany)
  • I wish strawberries always came this way. I'd eat them by the basket-full. I can only imagine the taste explosion that Shura enjoyed when eating this fantastic-looking accessory fruit.

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  • Title: “Heart Raspberry”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Beth C.
  • A lovely raspberry. See what I did there? I called it "lovely" because it looks like a heart. Get it? See? Yeah, I'm great at writing these descriptions. BOOYAH!

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