- Title: “Quaker Oat Catastrophe”
- Media: Quaker Oat. Shriveled Nightmare.
- Submitted by: Alan "Hot Pastrami" Bellows
- Quaker Oats? Oh, hell no. Alan informs us this "grossly malformed specimen ... drawn from a box of Quaker Oat Squares cereal [is] a smidge larger than an Eisenhower silver dollar." Frankly, I can't look at it without becoming slightly nauseous. Good going Quaker Oats.