
- Title: “Scandalous Lemon”
- Media: Buddha's Hand Citron Lemon
- Submitted by: Dawn
- The scariest lemon ever... in the history of citrus... and of the world... forever... and for all time.
I am scarred (most likely, for life). { SCANDAL: It turns out that this is an "ordinary" version of a Buddha's Hand Citron. Details Here. That being said... yikes. }

holy shiitake mushrooms…WHAT IS ORDINARY ABOUT THAT?!!! i’m scared.
i will NEVER eat a lemon again…
It is his noodliness, the pastafarians were right he is coming.
That is exactly why i don’t eat fruit anymore
Drusky, look out for scurvey!
We got some of these donated at a soup kitchen yesterday. We all thought they were squash until someone broke off one of the fingers on a particularly offensive one while joking around. (ok it was me) I had some other aromatics: basil, fennel bulb, etc… So I chopped it all up, cooked it down a little, and added it to some salmon and rice. It was very good… Not quite a lemon but very lemon like.