MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies

The Museum of Food Anomalies™
An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. The galleries are updated as new works arrive; visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

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  • Title: “Banana Unsplit”
  • Media: B-A-N-A-N-A-S
  • Submitted by: Kate!
  • Yes, Kate, your conjoined bananas are hideous & perfect for display here. It does make me ponder the "most amazing banana-split ever"... although, I guess, if you made a banana split from these it would be a lot like just using 2 regular bananas.
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  • Title: “MelancholyComb”
  • Media: Honeycomb Cereal. Sadness.
  • Submitted by: Kristen M.
  • The return of the Spooky Comb? No, this one seems more melancholy than evil. In two versions: With & Without Milk.
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  • Title: “The Peanut Butter Bumper”
  • Media: Peanut Butter Mortar. Crisps. Disproportionate Servings.
  • Submitted by: Robert S.
  • From a box of "Peanut Butter Bumpers" (which I'm told is like "Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch") emerged this monstrosity. 21 "bumpers" around a semi-hard glob of peanut butter cereal product.
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  • Title: “Behemoth Chip”
  • Media: Mondo Chipo.
  • Submitted by: Chris W.
  • A simple bag of chips intended for Summer snacking yielded this behemoth. Chris noted that it almost took up the entire bag, so he photographed it; then promptly consumed what could have been a fantastic eBay auction item.
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  • Title: “Quaker Oat Catastrophe”
  • Media: Quaker Oat. Shriveled Nightmare.
  • Submitted by: Alan "Hot Pastrami" Bellows
  • Quaker Oats? Oh, hell no. Alan informs us this "grossly malformed specimen ... drawn from a box of Quaker Oat Squares cereal [is] a smidge larger than an Eisenhower silver dollar." Frankly, I can't look at it without becoming slightly nauseous. Good going Quaker Oats.
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  • Title: “Snobby Eggplant”
  • Media: Egglant. Numerous Lies.
  • Submitted by: Steve G.
  • I normally turn my nose up at the (rather disgusting excuse for a vegetable) eggplant. But, this one seems to be turning its nose up at me.
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  • Title: “Melancholy Egg”
  • Media: Eggs. Ennui.
  • Submitted by: John Y.
  • John found, at his local pub, what must be the saddest pickled egg on record. John notes that "If I'd been stuck in a jar of vinegar for a few months, I'd be frowning too." What might be sadder is that when John returned to take a better photo — someone had already consumed the melancholy egg.
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