MoFA
- Title: “Happy Shallot”
- Media: Shallot. Unadulterated Joy.
- Submitted by: Kim & Sons (Connecticut)
- We could all learn a lesson from this happy shallot, whose joyful expression saved him from the dinner plate and skyrocketed him to fame within the hallowed halls of the MoFA. Maybe we should all think more about what kind of expression we make (even when we're faced with eminent consumption).
- Title: “Maraschino Duck”
- Media: Unknown... besides the obvious.
- Submitted by: Patti
- There's some witticism about a duck attempting to tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot using only its tongue. But, it's escaping me now.
- Title: “Strawberry Queen”
- Media: Strawberry. Royal Blood.
- Submitted by: Gen
- "All Hail, Her Most Royal & High Majesty. All Hail, Her Supreme Benevolence & Guidance. All Hail, The Grand Dame of the Garden. All Hail, The Strawberry Queen."
- Title: “Cheeto Parrot”
- Media: Cheeto. Early Bird DNA.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- The discovery of this specimen, termed a vital "missing link," finally supplied unquestionable validity to the long-running theory that Cheetos originated from birds.
- Title: “Scandalous Lemon”
- Media: Buddha's Hand Citron Lemon
- Submitted by: Dawn
- The scariest lemon ever... in the history of citrus... and of the world... forever... and for all time.
I am scarred (most likely, for life). { SCANDAL: It turns out that this is an "ordinary" version of a Buddha's Hand Citron. Details Here. That being said... yikes. }
- Title: “Carrot Fingers”
- Media: Partially Anthropomorphic Carrots
- Submitted by: Patrick J.
- What should have been a few carrots has become CARROT HAND. A very stubby & disturbing carrot hand.
- Title: “Conjoined Crackers”
- Media: Horse Cracker. Hippo Cracker. Dr. Moreau.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- Barely falls into the "anomaly" category, but there was something too endearing about these ill-fated circus crackers to pass up.
- Title: “Squashini”
- Media: Zucchini. Squash. Unstoppable Attraction.
- Submitted by: Joe
- Joe planted 'zucchini' & 'yellow summer squash' seeds right next to one another. As a result, he got this hybrid vegetable (the looks of both, the taste of zucchini).
- Title: “Cap Face”
- Media: Chocolate Syrup. Adorableness.
- Submitted by: Elisabeth A.
- A minimalistic food anomaly!
A smattering of chocolate syrup + a cap = adorable.
