MoFA

- Title: “One-Legged Potato Bird”
- Media: Potato. Yearning to Fly.
- Submitted by: Arjen van A. (Gran Canaria, Spain)
- Behold the one-legged bird-potato! Always watching... always waiting... (I have no idea what I'm writing anymore.)

- Title: “Hairy Tomato”
- Media: Tomato. Hormone Imbalance.
- Submitted by: Arjen van A. (Gran Canaria, Spain)
- A tomato with hairy insides. Nothing more to be said.

- Title: “Man in the Pancake”
- Media: Pancake
- Submitted by: Pontus B. (Sweden)
- Pontus mentioned that it looked as if it was screaming at him. Several minutes face-down in a hot skillet — I'd be screaming too.

- Title: “Conjoined M&M”
- Media: M and M and M.
- Submitted by: John P.
- A sibling of the blue mutant M&M?! Anything is possible in this crazy world. John informs us that, wisely, he is protecting his food anomaly and shall not eat it.

- Title: “Fuddrucked!”
- Media: Fuddrucker's Pie. Questionable Service.
- Submitted by: Mike Hanttula
- Not so much an anomaly of food, but a tragic anomaly of service. This is the condition in which a slice of pie was actually served to me at a local Fuddruckers. Yes, very disturbing, indeed.

- Title: “Oil & Vinegar Smile”
- Media: Oil. Vinegar. Happiness.
- Submitted by: Lisa N.
- Another submission of mysteriously appearing smiley faces... this time in the mix of oil & vinegar at the bottom of a salad bowl. It is a happy world.

- Title: “Happy Ending”
- Media: One Beverage. Well-enjoyed.
- Submitted by: Paul F.
- A simple smiley-face appeared at the bottom of Paul's glass after a nice lunch. This kind of sign is much better than anything a fortune cookie could deliver.

- Title: “LOOL”
- Media: Communicative Bread.
- Submitted by: Bob B.
- Four slices within a loaf of white bread; spelling a mysterious four-letter word: "LOOL." If you know the meaning to this "seemingly divine" message, Bob asks that you please contact him immediately.

- Title: “Hugging Carrots”
- Media: Carrots. Mood Music.
- Submitted by: Tina K.
- Tina found these lovely (and loving?) intertwined carrots and made quick with the intent to auction them off. Unfortunately, they were broken during transfer back to the refrigerator. So sorry, Tina, so sorry for you.

- Title: “Shrunken Head Gum”
- Media: Gum. La Fiesta de la Victoria.
- Submitted by: Copernicus Johnson
- A smattering of gum on a doorstep in suburbia that strangely resembles a shrunken head. CJ says "It used to look more like an alien head, but as the months have gone by it's darkened into this."... If you look closely, it appears as if the "eye" on the left is hanging out of its socket.