MoFA

  • Title: “Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien”
  • Media: Oatmeal. Craisins. A-L-I-E-N-S.
  • Submitted by: Janine B.
  • Janine was eating some oatmeal (with craisins) and found this absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are amongst us and [REDACTED] [CENSORED] [TOP SECRET] [REDACTED] [SECRET] [CENSORED] [EXTRA VERY TOP SECRET] [REDACTED]!!!!!

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  • Title: “Smiling Fry”
  • Media: French Fry, Pleasant Demeanor, Hat of Ketchup
  • Submitted by: Niels de G.
  • Niels found this amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries. The pleasant gaze on this fry seems to have earned him a crown of ketchup; but one assumes that he met the same fate that ALL FRENCH FRIES must eventually meet.

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  • Title: “Cheeto Man”
  • Media: Cheetos, obviously. Or, at least, one Cheeto. Something else, certainly, but I have no idea what.
  • Submitted by: C. Murray
  • C. Murray submitted these photos with the note "Cheeto Man in the first image ... is 100% unretouched ..., Cheeto at the beach with friends is pure fantasy!:. That's good to know. If I thought that life-sized Cheetos were out, roaming wild in the world, I'd be simultaneously hungry & terrified. Either way, I'd don a pith helmet and begin tracking the legendary beasts immediately.

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  • Title: “Spooky Bread Face”
  • Media: Bread + Halloween Spirit.
  • Submitted by: Anon.
  • Inside another seemingly "perfect for Halloween" submission comes... SPOOKY BREAD FACE! It's said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.

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  • Title: “Happy Margarita”
  • Media: Lime. Tequila. Triple Sec. Fiesta!
  • Submitted by: Stephanie G.
  • Stephanie writes: "After a long day of work, I was happy to see my husband heading my way with a margarita. Imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw the margarita was happy to see me too."

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  • Title: “‘Yoshi/Bowser Love Child’ Tomato”
  • Media: Super Mario Bros., Romantic interludes between heroes & villains.
  • Submitted by: Katherine L.
  • Katherine submitted this photo with only a description of a "smiling tomato;" but we know the truth. This tomato is the love child of an unspeakable 8-bit three way between Yoshi, Bowser and one of those piranha plants that hangs out in the sewers/pipes throughout the world of Super Mario Bros.

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  • Title: “Jesus? Pumpkin Seed”
  • Media: Pumpkin seed and ???
  • Submitted by: Jim T.
  • Jim T. is back with another MoFA submission. This time he is certain that he's found Jesus in a pumpkin seed. To me it looks more like Jabba the Hut, but I guess these kinds of things are subjective. Who do YOU see?

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  • Title: “Goldfish BBQ Potato Chip”
  • Media: BBQ flavorings. Potato. Patent infringement on Goldfish crackers.
  • Submitted by: Anthony C.
  • Anthony was eating a bag of BBQ-flavored potato chips when he found this interesting character. At first glance, one might mistake this for a goldfish-shaped potato chip, but I think Anthony found something much more lucrative. You see, to our best guess, this is evidence that the Potato Chip Industry is looking to move in on the ever-popular Goldfish Cracker market. Most likely, this is one of their early prototypes. I mean, what other reason could there be for such an obviously aquatic vertebrate-shaped chip?

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  • Title: “Dracula Pepper”
  • Media: Green bell pepper. Thirst for blood.
  • Submitted by: Sarah N. (Ohio)
  • Sarah was innocently making herself the most delicious of all foods, pizza, when she cut into a bell pepper to use as one of her toppings. Much to her surprise, she found this likeness of one of the most reviled creatures of the night: a vampire. { Gasp! } She promptly snapped this photo as evidence and, as far as we're aware, was never heard from again.

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