MoFA
- Title: “Jesus? Pumpkin Seed”
- Media: Pumpkin seed and ???
- Submitted by: Jim T.
- Jim T. is back with another MoFA submission. This time he is certain that he's found Jesus in a pumpkin seed. To me it looks more like Jabba the Hut, but I guess these kinds of things are subjective. Who do YOU see?
- Title: “Goldfish BBQ Potato Chip”
- Media: BBQ flavorings. Potato. Patent infringement on Goldfish crackers.
- Submitted by: Anthony C.
- Anthony was eating a bag of BBQ-flavored potato chips when he found this interesting character. At first glance, one might mistake this for a goldfish-shaped potato chip, but I think Anthony found something much more lucrative. You see, to our best guess, this is evidence that the Potato Chip Industry is looking to move in on the ever-popular Goldfish Cracker market. Most likely, this is one of their early prototypes. I mean, what other reason could there be for such an obviously aquatic vertebrate-shaped chip?
- Title: “Dracula Pepper”
- Media: Green bell pepper. Thirst for blood.
- Submitted by: Sarah N. (Ohio)
- Sarah was innocently making herself the most delicious of all foods, pizza, when she cut into a bell pepper to use as one of her toppings. Much to her surprise, she found this likeness of one of the most reviled creatures of the night: a vampire. { Gasp! } She promptly snapped this photo as evidence and, as far as we're aware, was never heard from again.
- Title: “The Tell-Tale Heart Raspberry”
- Media: Raspberry. Hallucination-inducing powers.
- Submitted by: Cheryl M.
- Legend has it that this raspberry heart is completely unlike other raspberry hearts. Although small and slightly misshapen, this berry hold POWERS UNKNOWN. Some say, it can drive one to madness. Whatever you do: don't bury it in your garden.
- Title: “Grumpy French Toast”
- Media: French Toast. Waking up on the wrong side of the... pan.
- Submitted by: Diane N. (Chicago, IL)
- Diane discovered the grumpiest piece of French Toast we've ever seen. Although, if you look at it the right way, it could be an angry pirate. Hmm. YOU DECIDE!
- Title: “The Taco That Eats YOU”
- Media: Taco. Self-Awareness. Hunger for vengeance.
- Submitted by: Amy K.
- Amy K. warns "eat up, before your taco eats you!" after she found this horrid visage staring up at her from her dinner plate.
- Title: “Heartio”
- Media: Cheerio. Warm & fuzzy feelings.
- Submitted by: Colleen H.
- Colleen found this Cheerio shaped like a heart on the inside. I could go on, but let's just agree that this is adorable and doesn't require further description.
- Title: “Cheshire Smiley Meat”
- Media: Soup. Meat. Famous Feline.
- Submitted by: Ryan R.
- Ryan's coworker found this smiling meat staring back at him from his mall food court soup. Unsettling, to be sure, but really this meat was only revealing itself to be the latest incarnation of the Cheshire Cat.
- Title: “Man-in-the-Cheese”
- Media: Man. Cheese. Possible Unknown Moon Influences.
- Submitted by: Rick Wilson
- Rick sliced into a block of cheese to find the first-ever sighting of a possible descendant of the "Man in the Moon." Naturally, this means that he simultaneously discovered further evidence to support the long-running rumor that our moon is, in spite of decades of contradictory science, actually made out of cheese.
http://zengarden1-11.blogspot.com/2011/06/soul-food.html
- Title: “Return of the Donut Monsters”
- Media: Donuts. Muppet-like googly eyes. The ability to breed and/or replicate.
- Submitted by: Jim T.
- After Jim discovered this first Donut Monster, he returned to his local bakery to find yet another, similar creature had taken up residence in the shop. Fearing that he someone may have opened up a portal to a donut-based parallel universe, Jim snatched up this latest creature to add to his collection. He then did the only thing that one could imagine doing: he used them to create an updated version of Grant Wood's "American Gothic."
