MoFA
- Title: “MelancholyComb”
- Media: Honeycomb Cereal. Sadness.
- Submitted by: Kristen M.
- The return of the Spooky Comb? No, this one seems more melancholy than evil. In two versions: With & Without Milk.
- Title: “The Peanut Butter Bumper”
- Media: Peanut Butter Mortar. Crisps. Disproportionate Servings.
- Submitted by: Robert S.
- From a box of "Peanut Butter Bumpers" (which I'm told is like "Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch") emerged this monstrosity. 21 "bumpers" around a semi-hard glob of peanut butter cereal product.
- Title: “Nose Dog”
- Media: Corn dog. Cosmetic surgery.
- Submitted by: Jenn M. (Ohio)
- A corn dog went into the fryer, this large-nosed creature came out.
- Title: “Behemoth Chip”
- Media: Mondo Chipo.
- Submitted by: Chris W.
- A simple bag of chips intended for Summer snacking yielded this behemoth. Chris noted that it almost took up the entire bag, so he photographed it; then promptly consumed what could have been a fantastic eBay auction item.
- Title: “Egg Volcanoes”
- Media: Eggs. Molten Lava.
- Submitted by: Mike Hanttula
- Eggs. I don't know what else to say.
- Title: “Quaker Oat Catastrophe”
- Media: Quaker Oat. Shriveled Nightmare.
- Submitted by: Alan "Hot Pastrami" Bellows
- Quaker Oats? Oh, hell no. Alan informs us this "grossly malformed specimen ... drawn from a box of Quaker Oat Squares cereal [is] a smidge larger than an Eisenhower silver dollar." Frankly, I can't look at it without becoming slightly nauseous. Good going Quaker Oats.
- Title: “Snobby Eggplant”
- Media: Egglant. Numerous Lies.
- Submitted by: Steve G.
- I normally turn my nose up at the (rather disgusting excuse for a vegetable) eggplant. But, this one seems to be turning its nose up at me.
- Title: “Melancholy Egg”
- Media: Eggs. Ennui.
- Submitted by: John Y.
- John found, at his local pub, what must be the saddest pickled egg on record. John notes that "If I'd been stuck in a jar of vinegar for a few months, I'd be frowning too." What might be sadder is that when John returned to take a better photo — someone had already consumed the melancholy egg.
- Title: “Cutey Pickle”
- Media: Pickle. Happiness or Rage.
- Submitted by: Crane (from Korea)
- Crane was ordering a meal and got this pickle served up on the side. She thinks that, while it is definitely shouting at her, it's also very, very happy. I think all food should be served when it's happy. That's just me.
- Title: “Tomato Bird”
- Media: Tomato. Bird Flu.
- Submitted by: Phil Seidel of Canton, KS
- Phil's homegrown tomato may be the first evidence of a bird-tomato hybrid species. You decide!
