MoFA
- Title: “Strawberry Fan”
- Media: Strawberry. Novel concept.
- Submitted by: Silvia S.
- Oh sure, strawberries seem particularly prone to malformation, but this distorted berry presents an idea for the untapped market of berry-based household products. This version is an edible fan. See it now? Yes, it will be a brilliant product.
- Title: “The Grapetacular Experiment”
- Media: Grapes. Extreme Market Competition.
- Submitted by: Steve P. (Bluffton, South Carolina)
- Feeling pressure from the popularity of other fruits on the market, the L.G.C. (Large Grape Conglomerate) has been experimenting with a new grape-based product that it hopes will steal some customers from the lucrative A.P.O.P. (apple, pear, orange and papaya) demographic. Intrepid photographer, Steve P., went to great lengths to obtain these images of this confidential fruit prototype. Good work Steve.
- Title: “Strangely Strange Cherry”
- Media: Cherry. Oddity.
- Submitted by: YuYu
- I don't even know what to make of this cherry. It's not especially odd, but something about this seems just bizarre enough to make it into the MoFA. Maybe, one day, I'll unlock the secrets of this image... just maybe...
- Title: “‘I Won’t Cure Your Hangover’ Egg”
- Media: Egg. Heat. Hope.
- Submitted by: Nick P.
- Nick P. awoke with a hangover & the belief that a fried egg would provide a cure. From the pan, Nick found this face mockingly smiling a warning that no such cure was in sight. The egg, it turns out, was correct.
- Title: “Cu-Cu-Cucumber!”
- Media: Cucumber. Mad Science.
- Submitted by: Elen O.
- Clearly, this cucumber is evidence of a strange & mad science occurring somewhere in the world. Elen didn't mention such a device, but I am certain that the once-impossible MERGING RAY is being tested within Elen's greenhouse. What merged-vegetable madness does the future hold?
- Title: “Peppermint Candy Skull”
- Media: Small Candy-based creature. Sans everything but a skull.
- Submitted by: Theresa
- A fine dinner. A sweet mint to cleanse the palate. Something awry.
Was it a mint at all? Or has she half-consumed a tiny, candy creature -- leaving only a skull as evidence of its remains?
- Title: “Crispy Heart”
- Media: Potato. Valentine's Magic.
- Submitted by: JM
- JM writes: "Two years ago, depressed and dateless on Valentines' Day, I opened up a packet of McCoy's Thai Sweet Chilli Chicken Crisps, and this Chipped Heart was the very first piece I took out. It filled me with warmth to know that somewhere out there, there was a crisp fryer in a McCoy's factory that was thinking of me.
Then I ate it. Mmmm."
- Title: “Undead Coconut”
- Media: Coconut Corpse. Reanimation.
- Submitted by: Fawn
- Fawn discovered the sunken eyes of this coconut staring at her after she drained the coconut's juice. She said it was a "ghost coconut," but my professional resources have determined it is more assuredly a ZOMBIE COCONUT.
- Title: “Hideous Strawberry”
- Media: Strawberry?
- Submitted by: Karyn B.
- Karyn discovered this hideous excuse for a strawberry then made a terrible mistake: she tried to consume it. Last I heard, she was recovering well.
