MoFA
MoFA: ‘Portrait Gallery’ Specimens
- Title: “Happy Beer”
- Media: Beer. Joy. Foam.
- Submitted by: Chris G.
- "Happy Beer" is happy!
- Title: “Flour Ghost”
- Media: Pizza Flour. A spirit with "unfinished business."
- Submitted by: Ann H.
- Ann found this "creepy demon/ghost face on a dough tray while working at a pizza restaurant." Could this be the spirit of a long-dead pizza maker still haunting the restaurant? Or, could this be a sign of a demonically-delicious meal yet-to-come?
- Title: “Shake Face”
- Media: Banana. Chocolate. And a little of "The Simpsons."
- Submitted by: Crystal C.
- Crystal snapped this photo of a banana & chocolate shake from Steak 'n' Shake when they found that their beverage was "looking back" at them. Perhaps it has something to do with the colors, but there is something about this profile that is reminiscent of a character from "The Simpsons." Perhaps this shake held the power to foretell the new, forthcoming Simpsons character?
- Title: “Happy-on-the-Inside Pepper”
- Media: Pepper. Unending Happiness.
- Submitted by: Ann H.
- A quick slice with a sharp knife reveals this pleasant pepper's inner joy. Ann stated that it "made [her] smile on a crabby day." Now it spreads its happiness to ALL THE INTERNET.
- Title: “Happy Ice Cream”
- Media: Milk. Coldness. Pleasant demeanor.
- Submitted by: Susan W.
- Susan seems to attract the most pleasant of food stuffs. Along with her 'Small Heart Banana,' we're starting to think that she might have one of the happiest kitchens around. She reports that this ice cream looked happy & tasted great.
- Title: “Smiling Calzone”
- Media: Dough. Sauce. Fillings. Undeniable charm.
- Submitted by: Annaka
- Annaka reports that this simple calzone charmed her & the waiter... before she devoured it.
- Title: “Tater Face”
- Media: Expressive Potato. Unfocused Camera.
- Submitted by: Kevin D.
- Displaying a complete disregard for the stringent MoFA submission specifications, Kevin submits this (rather blurry) photo of a potato that he claims to have the visage of a canine. We're not sure that we agree; but the potato does seem to represent a rather pleasant chap, so in to the MoFA this entry goes!
- Title: “Grape Puppy”
- Media: Grape. Canine DNA.
- Submitted by: Terry Mc
- Eating her morning grapes, Terry Mc came across this delightful puppy. She named him King in memory of the dog she was given on her 5th birthday who later went to a "farm" to live. They said he would be much happier. She thinks now that they lied.
No word on what happened to the grape King.
- Title: “I’ll-Haunt-You-in-Another-Form Pumpkin”
- Media: Pumpkin. Poor Watering Practices. Unadulterated scorn.
- Submitted by: Darryl M.
- Darryl claims the birth of this ill-looking pumpkin was a mix of neglect & ant infestations. Nonetheless, Darryl probably didn't realize that pumpkins never forget. As it rots into the ground, it's scornful expression ensures us that it shall have its revenge on Darryl... maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow... but some day. {it also kind of reminds me of something one might find in Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch}
- Title: “Freddy Kruger Chip”
- Media: n/a
- Submitted by: Joey W.
- Joey seemed to think that this "Miss Vicky's" potato chip looks like Freddie Kruger (from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" films). I'll simply agree that it's mildly frightening to pull out of a bag of chips. You may decide for yourself!
