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MoFA: ‘Portrait Gallery’ Specimens

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  • Title: “Pleasant Pickle Face”
  • Media: Pickles. Pickle fluid. Pleasant demeanor... or something sinister?
  • Submitted by: Leticia H.
  • Leticia was innocently preparing to make some tuna salad and opened a container of the requisite pickles. Before she had a chance to extract a few slices, she was met with the gaze of this pleasant-appearing pickle. Gaze upon its visage. Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?

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  • Title: “Nutri-Grain E.T.”
  • Media: Kellog’s Nurti-Grain cereal. Extra-Terrestrial influence.
  • Submitted by: Jaime-lee
  • Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: Jaime-lee has found irrefutable evidence of Extra Terrestrials among us!

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  • Title: “Watermelon Skull”
  • Media: Watermelon. Impending doom.
  • Submitted by: Sarah I.
  • Sarah writes: "Reaching into the bowl to snag a piece of fresh cut watermelon last summer, I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom..." Just in time for summer -- perhaps you, too, will be paid a visit from THE WATERMELON SKULL.

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  • Title: “Suffocated Candy”
  • Media: Candy. Plastic wrapper. Lack of oxygen (or whatever it is that candy breathes).
  • Submitted by: Linda C. (Belgium)
  • While most viewers might look at this piece of candy as simply having the expression of terror or fright, but something much darker is shown here. For, you see, the candy's wrapper is still in the background -- providing evidence of the suffocating demise of this fine candy.

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  • Title: “Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien”
  • Media: Oatmeal. Craisins. A-L-I-E-N-S.
  • Submitted by: Janine B.
  • Janine was eating some oatmeal (with craisins) and found this absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are amongst us and [REDACTED] [CENSORED] [TOP SECRET] [REDACTED] [SECRET] [CENSORED] [EXTRA VERY TOP SECRET] [REDACTED]!!!!!

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  • Title: “Smiling Fry”
  • Media: French Fry, Pleasant Demeanor, Hat of Ketchup
  • Submitted by: Niels de G.
  • Niels found this amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries. The pleasant gaze on this fry seems to have earned him a crown of ketchup; but one assumes that he met the same fate that ALL FRENCH FRIES must eventually meet.

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  • Title: “Spooky Bread Face”
  • Media: Bread + Halloween Spirit.
  • Submitted by: Anon.
  • Inside another seemingly "perfect for Halloween" submission comes... SPOOKY BREAD FACE! It's said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.

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