MoFA
MoFA: ‘Portrait Gallery’ Specimens
- Title: “Suffocated Candy”
- Media: Candy. Plastic wrapper. Lack of oxygen (or whatever it is that candy breathes).
- Submitted by: Linda C. (Belgium)
- While most viewers might look at this piece of candy as simply having the expression of terror or fright, but something much darker is shown here. For, you see, the candy's wrapper is still in the background -- providing evidence of the suffocating demise of this fine candy.
- Title: “Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien”
- Media: Oatmeal. Craisins. A-L-I-E-N-S.
- Submitted by: Janine B.
- Janine was eating some oatmeal (with craisins) and found this absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are amongst us and [REDACTED] [CENSORED] [TOP SECRET] [REDACTED] [SECRET] [CENSORED] [EXTRA VERY TOP SECRET] [REDACTED]!!!!!
- Title: “Smiling Fry”
- Media: French Fry, Pleasant Demeanor, Hat of Ketchup
- Submitted by: Niels de G.
- Niels found this amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries. The pleasant gaze on this fry seems to have earned him a crown of ketchup; but one assumes that he met the same fate that ALL FRENCH FRIES must eventually meet.
- Title: “Spooky Bread Face”
- Media: Bread + Halloween Spirit.
- Submitted by: Anon.
- Inside another seemingly "perfect for Halloween" submission comes... SPOOKY BREAD FACE! It's said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.
- Title: “Happy Margarita”
- Media: Lime. Tequila. Triple Sec. Fiesta!
- Submitted by: Stephanie G.
- Stephanie writes: "After a long day of work, I was happy to see my husband heading my way with a margarita. Imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw the margarita was happy to see me too."
- Title: “‘Yoshi/Bowser Love Child’ Tomato”
- Media: Super Mario Bros., Romantic interludes between heroes & villains.
- Submitted by: Katherine L.
- Katherine submitted this photo with only a description of a "smiling tomato;" but we know the truth. This tomato is the love child of an unspeakable 8-bit three way between Yoshi, Bowser and one of those piranha plants that hangs out in the sewers/pipes throughout the world of Super Mario Bros.
- Title: “Jesus? Pumpkin Seed”
- Media: Pumpkin seed and ???
- Submitted by: Jim T.
- Jim T. is back with another MoFA submission. This time he is certain that he's found Jesus in a pumpkin seed. To me it looks more like Jabba the Hut, but I guess these kinds of things are subjective. Who do YOU see?
- Title: “Dracula Pepper”
- Media: Green bell pepper. Thirst for blood.
- Submitted by: Sarah N. (Ohio)
- Sarah was innocently making herself the most delicious of all foods, pizza, when she cut into a bell pepper to use as one of her toppings. Much to her surprise, she found this likeness of one of the most reviled creatures of the night: a vampire. { Gasp! } She promptly snapped this photo as evidence and, as far as we're aware, was never heard from again.
- Title: “Grumpy French Toast”
- Media: French Toast. Waking up on the wrong side of the... pan.
- Submitted by: Diane N. (Chicago, IL)
- Diane discovered the grumpiest piece of French Toast we've ever seen. Although, if you look at it the right way, it could be an angry pirate. Hmm. YOU DECIDE!
