MoFA

MoFA: ‘Portrait Gallery’ Specimens

smiling-calzone

  • Title: “Smiling Calzone”
  • Media: Dough. Sauce. Fillings. Undeniable charm.
  • Submitted by: Annaka
  • Annaka reports that this simple calzone charmed her & the waiter... before she devoured it.

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tater-face

  • Title: “Tater Face”
  • Media: Expressive Potato. Unfocused Camera.
  • Submitted by: Kevin D.
  • Displaying a complete disregard for the stringent MoFA submission specifications, Kevin submits this (rather blurry) photo of a potato that he claims to have the visage of a canine. We're not sure that we agree; but the potato does seem to represent a rather pleasant chap, so in to the MoFA this entry goes!

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king-grape

  • Title: “Grape Puppy”
  • Media: Grape. Canine DNA.
  • Submitted by: Terry Mc
  • Eating her morning grapes, Terry Mc came across this delightful puppy. She named him King in memory of the dog she was given on her 5th birthday who later went to a "farm" to live. They said he would be much happier. She thinks now that they lied. No word on what happened to the grape King.

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  • Title: “I’ll-Haunt-You-in-Another-Form Pumpkin”
  • Media: Pumpkin. Poor Watering Practices. Unadulterated scorn.
  • Submitted by: Darryl M.
  • Darryl claims the birth of this ill-looking pumpkin was a mix of neglect & ant infestations. Nonetheless, Darryl probably didn't realize that pumpkins never forget. As it rots into the ground, it's scornful expression ensures us that it shall have its revenge on Darryl... maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow... but some day. {it also kind of reminds me of something one might find in Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch}

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  • Title: “Freddy Kruger Chip”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Joey W.
  • Joey seemed to think that this "Miss Vicky's" potato chip looks like Freddie Kruger (from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" films). I'll simply agree that it's mildly frightening to pull out of a bag of chips. You may decide for yourself!

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  • Title: “Sly Potato”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Jackie T. (Palm Beach Gardens, FL)
  • Jackie was cutting through this potato when she found it staring back at her with this sly grin. We're not sure what to make of this: did the potato have a secret plan in mind? Was Jackie's cutting of the potato part of that plan?!? We may never know.

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  • Title: “Old Man Potato”
  • Media: n/a
  • Submitted by: Maria R.
  • There was never an episode of "The Twilight Zone" in which some old, horrible man was trapped inside a tomato as punishment for his wicked ways. If there had been, this is the tomato they would have used.

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  • Title: “Wilson Coconut”
  • Media: Coconut. Being stranded.
  • Submitted by: Amy L.
  • Amy L. calls this coconut "Wilson" (presumably after the volleyball of the same name from the movie "Castaway"). However, she sent no message; only this photo and it's name. I hope that wasn't a poorly-written cry for help from some uncharted tropical island...

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