MoFA
MoFA: ‘Portrait Gallery’ Specimens
- Title: “Angelina Douglas Pepper”
- Media: Pepper. Jolie and Douglas DNA.
- Submitted by: Cathy L.
- While "modified" submissions are usually forbidden here in the MoFA, this entry would work without the attached eyes. Cathy says that this photo represents the result of Angelina Jolie and Kirk Douglas having had a baby... that was a pepper. ... ah, see it now?
- Title: “I Dematerialized Kenny Egg”
- Media: Egg. High Intensity Gamma Rays.
- Submitted by: Christina
- Going beyond the standard Southpark "I Killed Kenny!," comes the "I Dematerialized Kenny!" egg. It's haunting absence of Kenny will stay with you long after you leave this site. This photo, of course, accompanies the "'I Killed Kenny' M&M"
- Title: “Ghost in Tea”
- Media: Tea. A Spirit from the Afterlife.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- With all the validity of, well, every other ghost photo, comes this snap of a somewhat cheery face peering out of the murky darkness of a visitor's beverage.
- Title: “Happy Shallot”
- Media: Shallot. Unadulterated Joy.
- Submitted by: Kim & Sons (Connecticut)
- We could all learn a lesson from this happy shallot, whose joyful expression saved him from the dinner plate and skyrocketed him to fame within the hallowed halls of the MoFA. Maybe we should all think more about what kind of expression we make (even when we're faced with eminent consumption).
- Title: “Strawberry Queen”
- Media: Strawberry. Royal Blood.
- Submitted by: Gen
- "All Hail, Her Most Royal & High Majesty. All Hail, Her Supreme Benevolence & Guidance. All Hail, The Grand Dame of the Garden. All Hail, The Strawberry Queen."
- Title: “Cap Face”
- Media: Chocolate Syrup. Adorableness.
- Submitted by: Elisabeth A.
- A minimalistic food anomaly!
A smattering of chocolate syrup + a cap = adorable.
- Title: “Saddest of Sad Potatoes”
- Media: Potato. Crippling Depression.
- Submitted by: Ymmo (Slovenia)
- A horribly sad potato that had an obviously rough life up to the time of this photograph. However, rest easy my friends, I learned that this potato later went out to fame & glory as -- POTATO SOUP!
- Title: “Tatyman”
- Media: Potato. Old Age.
- Submitted by: Paul
- A potato that looks like a man with no eyes. Not much more to say than that, but intriguing nonetheless.
- Title: “Frowning Apple”
- Media: Sweet Apple. Sour Personality.
- Submitted by: Agata (Poland)
- A frowning, sad apple. Cheer up Mr. Apple, I'm sure you made a delicious snack.
