MoFA
MoFA: ‘The Zoo’ Specimens
- Title: “The Hippo Nugget”
- Media: Chicken. Fryer. African herbivorous mammal.
- Submitted by: Yolanda M.
- Never get between a chicken nugget and water.
- Title: “Apple Duck”
- Media: Apple. Or Duck. You Choose.
- Submitted by: Gary C.
- This just in: Apple & Duck Mating Program -- A SUCCESS!
- Title: “Potato Mickey”
- Media: Potato. Disney Magic.
- Submitted by: John H-B (West Hills, CA)
- Could Mickey Mouse's popularity now reach into the realm of starchy tubers? I don't know, but this potato gives me pause to consider that idea.
- Title: “Strawberry Jaws”
- Media: Strawberry. Ravenous Hunger.
- Submitted by: Nathan
- It's the strawberry that bit back! (no word on Nathan's condition; last we heard he has yet to approach another strawberry)
- Title: “Maraschino Duck”
- Media: Unknown... besides the obvious.
- Submitted by: Patti
- There's some witticism about a duck attempting to tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot using only its tongue. But, it's escaping me now.
- Title: “Cheeto Parrot”
- Media: Cheeto. Early Bird DNA.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- The discovery of this specimen, termed a vital "missing link," finally supplied unquestionable validity to the long-running theory that Cheetos originated from birds.
- Title: “Conjoined Crackers”
- Media: Horse Cracker. Hippo Cracker. Dr. Moreau.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- Barely falls into the "anomaly" category, but there was something too endearing about these ill-fated circus crackers to pass up.
- Title: “Chicken vs. Egg Conundrum”
- Media: Egg. Evolutionary Curiosity.
- Submitted by: Asteria
- The egg that looks like it has the face of a chicken... has the age-old question been answered? No, but it makes for a delicious omelet.
