MoFA
MoFA: ‘The Zoo’ Specimens

- Title: “Pig Lemon”
- Media: Lemon. The Other-other White Meat.
- Submitted by: Ara (Santa Monica, CA)
- Ara discovered this swine-like lemon but never attempted to eat it. Oh, the possibilities of baco-lemon products that shall never be realized.

- Title: “Foot Strip”
- Submitted by: Jimmy C. (Texas)
- Jimmy's son found this in an order of Popeye's chicken. Jimmy took the photo right before his brave son munched it down. Before anyone suggests a lawsuit, he reports that it was all meat. Even so... I'll quote Jimmy: "Aauuugghh!"

- Title: “Swan Gourd”
- Media: Squash. Fairytale Magic.
- Submitted by: Lynne T.
- Legend has it that this beautiful swan was once just an ugly gourd.

- Title: “Sea Horse Chicken”
- Media: Chicken... of the sea.
- Submitted by: Janae
- Janae pulled this creature from a bag of pre-cooked chicken breasts - continuing the debate about the true identity of "Chicken of the Sea."

- Title: “The Hippo Nugget”
- Media: Chicken. Fryer. African herbivorous mammal.
- Submitted by: Yolanda M.
- Never get between a chicken nugget and water.

- Title: “Apple Duck”
- Media: Apple. Or Duck. You Choose.
- Submitted by: Gary C.
- This just in: Apple & Duck Mating Program -- A SUCCESS!

- Title: “Potato Mickey”
- Media: Potato. Disney Magic.
- Submitted by: John H-B (West Hills, CA)
- Could Mickey Mouse's popularity now reach into the realm of starchy tubers? I don't know, but this potato gives me pause to consider that idea.

- Title: “Strawberry Jaws”
- Media: Strawberry. Ravenous Hunger.
- Submitted by: Nathan
- It's the strawberry that bit back! (no word on Nathan's condition; last we heard he has yet to approach another strawberry)

- Title: “Maraschino Duck”
- Media: Unknown... besides the obvious.
- Submitted by: Patti
- There's some witticism about a duck attempting to tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot using only its tongue. But, it's escaping me now.