MoFA
MoFA: ‘The Zoo’ Specimens

- Title: “Strawberry Cow”
- Media: Strawberry. Mad Cow Disease.
- Submitted by: Nana (Denmark)
- Nana referred to this one as a "Strawberry-Cow." I don't see the cow... but what I see terrifies me. Indeed, why ARE Scandanavian foods behaving in such a freaky manner? (Perhaps they want to be included here in the MoFA.)

- Title: “Koala Chip”
- Media: Potato Chip. Outback.
- Submitted by: Ann (Michigan)
- You're looking at a potato chip, but anyone in their right mind would definitely believe they're looking at a koala bear. Definitely.

- Title: “Whale of a Good Fish Nugget”
- Media: Regular Fish Nugget. One Reading of Moby Dick.
- Submitted by: Sarahx
- Sarah was surprised to find that super-sizing her order of fish & chips meant an entirely new league of sea life. Poor whales... reduced to fried snacks.

- Title: “Duckmato”
- Media: Duckmato!
- Submitted by: Lazlo W.
- Duckmato!

- Title: “Seahorse Lemon”
- Media: Lemon. Salt Water.
- Submitted by: Epsi L. (Spain)
- Another seahorse? Perhaps a parrot? Well, it was *supposed* to be a lemon.

- Title: “Evil Root Bunny”
- Media: Hippity-Hoppity.
- Submitted by: Ariel 'Penguin' C. (Argentina)
- Ariel wanted to share this evil-looking root-bunny with the world. (From the jengibre root.) Strange how often food anomalies take the form of a bunny. Something strange is happening here...

- Title: “One-Legged Potato Bird”
- Media: Potato. Yearning to Fly.
- Submitted by: Arjen van A. (Gran Canaria, Spain)
- Behold the one-legged bird-potato! Always watching... always waiting... (I have no idea what I'm writing anymore.)

- Title: “Mickey Strawberry”
- Media: Strawberry. Mouse ears.
- Submitted by: Emery Chen (Chapel Hill)
- M-I-C-K-E-STRAWBERRY-M-O-U-S-E! It's Mickey-Strawberry. OK, Disney, unleash your torrent of lawsuits...

- Title: “Tomato Bird”
- Media: Tomato. Bird Flu.
- Submitted by: Phil Seidel of Canton, KS
- Phil's homegrown tomato may be the first evidence of a bird-tomato hybrid species. You decide!