MoFA
MoFA: ‘The Zoo’ Specimens

- Title: “Cheeto Parrot”
- Media: Cheeto. Early Bird DNA.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- The discovery of this specimen, termed a vital "missing link," finally supplied unquestionable validity to the long-running theory that Cheetos originated from birds.

- Title: “Conjoined Crackers”
- Media: Horse Cracker. Hippo Cracker. Dr. Moreau.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- Barely falls into the "anomaly" category, but there was something too endearing about these ill-fated circus crackers to pass up.

- Title: “Chicken vs. Egg Conundrum”
- Media: Egg. Evolutionary Curiosity.
- Submitted by: Asteria
- The egg that looks like it has the face of a chicken... has the age-old question been answered? No, but it makes for a delicious omelet.

- Title: “Strawberry Cow”
- Media: Strawberry. Mad Cow Disease.
- Submitted by: Nana (Denmark)
- Nana referred to this one as a "Strawberry-Cow." I don't see the cow... but what I see terrifies me. Indeed, why ARE Scandanavian foods behaving in such a freaky manner? (Perhaps they want to be included here in the MoFA.)

- Title: “Koala Chip”
- Media: Potato Chip. Outback.
- Submitted by: Ann (Michigan)
- You're looking at a potato chip, but anyone in their right mind would definitely believe they're looking at a koala bear. Definitely.

- Title: “Whale of a Good Fish Nugget”
- Media: Regular Fish Nugget. One Reading of Moby Dick.
- Submitted by: Sarahx
- Sarah was surprised to find that super-sizing her order of fish & chips meant an entirely new league of sea life. Poor whales... reduced to fried snacks.

- Title: “Duckmato”
- Media: Duckmato!
- Submitted by: Lazlo W.
- Duckmato!

- Title: “Seahorse Lemon”
- Media: Lemon. Salt Water.
- Submitted by: Epsi L. (Spain)
- Another seahorse? Perhaps a parrot? Well, it was *supposed* to be a lemon.

- Title: “Evil Root Bunny”
- Media: Hippity-Hoppity.
- Submitted by: Ariel 'Penguin' C. (Argentina)
- Ariel wanted to share this evil-looking root-bunny with the world. (From the jengibre root.) Strange how often food anomalies take the form of a bunny. Something strange is happening here...