Exciting online exhibitions that you can take part in. All you have to do is
stop reading this and read that part over there to the right. |
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| Museum
of Food Anomalies |
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Jenny Craig and Snackwell's may want you to believe
that food is evil, but their attack on lovely fat-product
doesn't even scratch the surface of the true maleficence
at work in our daily bread.
- Now it is time to reveal the evils of food for all the world
to see! Our current exhibition has begun to show the freakish extremes
of seemingly benign food stuffs.
The included example of "Satan in My
Cereal Bowl" is just a glimmer of the truth (a piece
of Honey Comb® cereal in the shape of a three-eyed devil).
Do
you have similar evidence for our exhibition? Submit
photos and text to
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Submissions
must be high-quality photos of real food anomalies. Tampered
food product not allowed, must be naturally occurring
anomalies or represent the natural progression
of genetic engineering deformation.
NOTE: By submitting your photo, you give me the right to reproduce your image on the web & in print. |
Bunnyocalypse: The Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse |
 The End is Near! The Bunnyocalypse is Upon Us! And, now, you can submit your own photo-documentation of the Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse!
Here are simple instructions for becoming a published artist on hanttula.com:
1) Procure some marshmallow bunnies (may we suggest the fine "Marshmallow Peeps" variety?)
2) Pit Marshmallow Bunny against a Formidable Foe. Be very creative. (as an example, some of the items in the gallery include: Bunny vs.... Microwave, Coffee Grinder, The Elements, Magnifying Glass, Egg Slicer, etc. )
3) Take a photo (or series of photos) of the fight (like the ones in the gallery; take some time to get proper lighting & picture quality)
4)
it to us.
5) Become famous. |
NOTE: By submitting your photo, you give me the right to reproduce your image on the web & in print. |
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Circus
of Disemboweled Plush Toys
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Oh,
I hate Beanie Babies® so much. Don't you? If
so,
in a photo of your despised plush toy with appropriate disemboweling.
Here
are even more simple instructions for
becoming a published artist on hanttula.com:
1) Purchase a plush toy (preferably a beanie baby, or cheap
knock-off)
2) Disembowel it. (Through any means necessary... but, please, no more photos of the work of pets. Hand-disemboweling is so much more satisfying.)
3) Take a photo of it (like the one to the left)
4)
it to us.
5) Become famous. |
NOTE: By submitting your photo, you give me the right to reproduce your image on the web & in print.
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| Museum
of Lint |
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lint, all the time. Have lint? Then send it to
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