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Welcome to the World Famous 'Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys'

You're about to view the most hideous collection of plush-toy tragedies. The following photographs of these disturbing abominations will surely shock & horrify even the most courageous viewer.

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Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Plushie NoHead
Mr. Plushie No-Head
The first inhabitant of our macabre circus.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Slicey McLamb
Slicey McLamb
A cute, little lamb enjoying a jaunt through a prairie met an unfortunate end at the hands of a blade-wielding opponent.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Skeward J. Lancelot
Skeward J. Lancelot
...has been lanced — a lot.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Plushie-on-Plushie Violence
Plushtoy-on-Plushtoy Violence
"When Plush Toys Attack!"
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Show A Little Backbone
Show A Little Backbone
This little bear-dog-thing has no choice BUT to show a little backbone.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Trail of Entrails
Trail of Entrails
...and you'll know this plush toy by the trail of its innards.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
C.A.T.
C.A.T.
A "Before, During & After" sequence of events that befell this poor plushie kitty — paraded around a dorm, hung, then decapitated.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
C.A.T. II
C.A.T. II
The aftermath of the montage of violence (above); a single mourner for the remains of the plush kitty.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Flats
Flats Masterson
A little plushie with nothing left but his skin... which, I hear, comes off like cheese off a pizza.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Cheeky
Cheeky the Woodchuck
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had its cheeks and skull ripped out?
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Slicey McLamb II
Slicey McLamb II
Poor Slicey just can't catch a break.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Skins
Dreaming of a Life Fulfilled
Another skinned and flattened plushtoy.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Shot in the Back ... and you're to blame
Crime Scene
A soft bear shot in the back... in the quiet of night.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Bunny Head
Bunnyhead
A fully disemboweled bunny - carved out and worn as a hat — nice.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Spikey
Spikey the Bear
Gets a little acupuncture...
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Spikey II
Spikey the Bear II
...that goes too far.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Halfsie the Bear
...Bends over backwards to please a crowd.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
In the Name of Science
Deep inside Plushie Labortories, the inner workings of these animals are explored.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
The Internal Parts of A Plush Toy
Revealed! In this close-up photo of the scientific experiment.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Mutt the Knife
So many steak knives buried in one plush toy — too horrific to... be in focus.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Bear, Bear Everywhere!
It's hard to tell what happened to this teddy bear. Perhaps will never know. Regardless, this is how this bear met its end. Goodbye, bear.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Samurai Teddy
Sometimes saving one's honor requires a sword.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Wrath of Laika
Forget, for a moment, that there is plush toy strewn about. Focus, instead, on the cold, fierce rage in this canine's eyes. It will haunt plush toys the world over.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Barney Go Boom! (Part 1)
As satisfying as it is to see that the world's most reviled plush purple dinosaur has (finally) met with an appropriately pernicious fate...
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Barney Go Boom! (Part 2)
...naturally there are those that would soon canonize him. (Just for the record, though, Shin noted that this was a plush toy Barney that was shot from a cannon. "Had to be done." Yes, Shin, yes it did.)
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
ROBOT INFILTRATION
Alex's sharp eye picked out this robo-plushie infiltrator from a pack of real dogs. Then, the robo-plushie-spy got just what robo-plushie-spies deserve: the Express Bus to Deadsville.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Merry Christmas!
For what this image lacks in clarity, it makes up for with the note that this was given as an actual Christmas gift. Nice.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Inside, Meet Outside
Finally an answer to the age-old question: "What does a plush wart hog looked like when it's turned inside-out?"
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Wild West Crime Scene
There's so much going on in this image that it's difficult to know which brilliant part to focus on: the blood, the chaps, the disembodied arm, the cut on the hand on the disembodied arm, the old-timey western hat. So good. So very, very good.
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
The Chopping Block
I appreciated the formality of using the chopping block; there's something about the arrangement of this photo that implies that the plush toy did this to him/herself. Who knows? It's just one of the mysteries of 'The Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys'
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Teddy Dentistry
If ever the Plush Toy Community decides to send a representative to politely ask that I close this "circus," I bet they would send the chap pictured here. Naturally, I will immediately comply.
 
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
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