U.B.M. Membership Card
Getting your very own Hanttula Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club card is easy. Just follow these simple steps:
- Find & meet Mike Hanttula or an authorized Hanttula Ambassador.
- In a public location (not, say, at Hanttula’s residence or those of authorized Hanttula Ambassadors)
- Do not creep Hanttula (or a Hanttula Ambassador) out
- Request membership in the Hanttula Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club.
- Pass any & all tests/feats-of-mental-acuity put forth to you.
- Receive membership card (and limited edition, high-quality vinyl sticker!).
- Ensure that membership card is signed by Mike Hanttula or an authorized Hanttula Ambassador.
- Sign card in the “Member Name” area.
- Reap benefits, privileges and rewards (as available).