U.B.M. Membership Card

Getting your very own Hanttula Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club card is easy. Just follow these simple steps:

  1. Find & meet Mike Hanttula or an authorized Hanttula Ambassador.
    • In a public location (not, say, at Hanttula’s residence or those of authorized Hanttula Ambassadors)
    • Do not creep Hanttula (or a Hanttula Ambassador) out
  2. Request membership in the Hanttula Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club.
  3. Pass any & all tests/feats-of-mental-acuity put forth to you.
  4. Receive membership card (and limited edition, high-quality vinyl sticker!).
  5. Ensure that membership card is signed by Mike Hanttula or an authorized Hanttula Ambassador.
  6. Sign card in the “Member Name” area.
  7. Reap benefits, privileges and rewards (as available).