For those of us that can’t afford them fancy high-end gaming systems this’n will have to do: Teen Titans Battle Blitz.

Apparently, it’s for a t.v. show or some such fool thing.

The national Do Not Call list started accepting entries on Friday, get yours on today & cut down on telemarketing by October.

Hey Kids, “come and get a MeatShake, have one today…“

I wouldn’t eat sushi, but it sure is fun to race. If you win, you get to see a poorly drawn Japanese woman take off her robe. Who new that racing a tiny car with a crab claw strapped to its back around a table could be so rewarding!

Yo-Ho-Ho! It’s More Pirate Fun!

I haven’t found a copy yet, but I’m very excited to get a copy of the new indy comic Scurvy Dogs in which olde timey pirates are transported to the present and are forced to seek new employment. Check out this sample dialogue:

Interviewer (reviewing resume): So your home address is fifteen paces from Hangman’s tree due south and your marital status is…to the sea. How nice for you.

Pirate (hanging head): Three sheets to the wind.

I don’t know how they do it, but French-Canadians are able to stomach a little treat called “Poutine.”

Reclaiming Developed Outdoor Environments with Cinema
{ a portable, outdoor exhibition of indie films }
{ link from Copernicus }

Body rock y’all. To the beat y’all…

Shake yo ass to the crazy eclectic grooves at Radio Free Destruktobot.

Apparently, I’m in need of a “locational assist”. I had no idea.

Fortunately the thetans drew me to this educational photo-illustrated primer on the history of religion and how it relates to the modern wonder of Scientology.

The Lomographic Society International has a {somewhat} new beautiful site, chock full of cool products, beautifully organic photos and more.

‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ is coming.
{ In the meantime, check out the nice Flash site filled with intrique & fearsome pirates. }

Of course, ‘28 Days Later’ is coming first. Beware, gentle viewer, terror ensues. Terror so horrible that the American version of the website was down for quite awhile, but now is back up.

Need more monkeys in your life? Find them at MonkeyGoods.com.

The Poor “Star Wars Kids” video has now been “remixed” over 20 times… not especially well either. What’s worse, they started funny, but seem to be just getting mean now.
However, the original & 1st re-mix are still entertaining.

More vortex cannon fun is available, witness: The Airzooka

Create a Ball of Lightning In Your Very Own Microwave!
{ Do not attempt this if you’ve ever been called “stupid” or “slow” in your life. … it’s lightning for cripe’s sakes. }