“Everyone else has had more sex than me” cried the bunny. Don’t worry, other than the sentiment, this animated music video is rated G.

Welcome to the… Hanttula.com HALLOWEEN PHENOMETHON of LINKS

1. Pinstuck: Online Cursing System
   { send a voodoo curse to people on your nasty list }*
2. Candy Toss
   { fun Flash game of flinging candy to the trick-or-treaters }
3. Chainsaw the Children
   { they run, run, run as fast as they can, but you can catch them… and cut them to pieces apparently }
4. Mr. Pumpkin’s One-Step Guide to Halloween Drinking
   { I think it’s something about not over-doing it. }
5. Happy Halloween from the Silver Shamrock Costume Co.
   { It’s a ‘Halloween III’ thing. }
6. Make-a-Meathead
   { The Meat-based Halloween party treat that’s sure to please }
7. The Skullkid
   { Do-it-yourself chainsaw massacre flash game }
8. Halloween Carnival
   { toss an apple at revolving ghouls }
9. Monster Defense System
   { 6 ways to eliminate treak-or-treaters }
10. Operation: Treak-or-Treat
    { a pacman-esque puzzle game … in search of candy! }

This guy takes carving pumpkins to a whole ‘nother level. Meet Scott Cummins aka The Pumpkingutter!

From my homies at Seattle’s “The Stranger” weekly mag, come these brilliant entries for 2004’s Scariest Halloween Costumes!

Ever notice how no one really listens to the airline safety demonstrations anymore? Well, if they played this movie instead, you’d be damn-sure people would be following right along.

It’s good to have a hobby. Take Hank Magwood. He likes to flatten things.

Get ready to boomark your new favorite site: Bug Me Not offers log-in information to thousands of websites that usually require you to register before allowing entry. Be one of the happy people that can now “Bypass Compulsory Web Registration” with BugMeNot.com

Meet the newest advertising media: Post-It Notes.

Happy 10th Birthday, Banner Ads (and online advertising)!
Wonder what the first banner ad looked like? Just like this.

I don’t like cats very much. So to me, this is funny.

Just in time for Halloween Week: Pumpkin Carving 101.
{ where, besides learning the basics of pumpkin artistry, you can learn interesting facts such as “pumpkins are not a vegetable - they are a fruit! Pumpkins, like gourds, and other varieties of squash are all members of the Cucurbitacae family , which also includes cucumbers, gherkins, and melons.” }

WordCount presents 86,800 (thus far) most frequently used English words, ranked by commonality.
{ you can even search for your favorite word or check words by rank number … and find out exactly which would is 86,800th. }

As Christmas fast approaches it’s time to start putting aside those little gifts. You know, for those people that you like, but not enough to actually spend money on them.

Bounce Panda, bounce! Give me all your illicit fruits! And the ninja too, gimme your *&$#* ninja!

Here are some fantastic stencils for New Millenium Jack-0-Lanterns! Whether you get your All Hallows Eve jollies from the idea of a gourd graced with Mike Meyers face or simply groove on having Shaun of the Dead himself grace your stoop, then this is the place.