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Hello,
Thank you for visiting the archive page of the "Website Blessing Project." Sadly, I regret to inform you that:
WEBSITE BLESSING PROJECT HAS BEEN COMPLETED
After a successful run of several years, we are no longer accepting applications for website blessings. Since each blessing was performed by hand, it simply took more time than we have available.
Thank you for your interest in our project. If you have any questions regarding this service, please use the site's contact form to send us a message.
Thank you.
(below is the original content of this page (minus the
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Brothers & Sisters,
In this time of trial and difficulty around the web;
Hanttula.com, your home for Internet fun, would like
to extend its services to help those in need.
Is your site (or the site of a loved one) vexed by
strange problems, server errors, lack of traffic, or
the like? Does it seem that, no matter how hard you
work, your site is not helping you realize the full
potential of the Internet? Before you expend thousands
of dollars re-designing, try the FREE Hanttula.com
Website Blessing Service. The service consists of:
- A Basic Blessing by one of our
officially ordained Ministers
- An Incantation to address the specific
needs of your site
- A virtual "Laying on of Hands" to
wield "The Power" directly
to your site
- A certificate (sent in image format
via email) commemorating the blessing.
Suitable for printing & framing.
[ Click
here to view a sample ]
Be sure to "Witness
the Miracle" that happened
to one of the previous receivers
of a Hanttula.com blessing.
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PLEASE NOTE: These blessings are performed on an individual basis and each certificate is generated by hand. Please ensure the following:
- Submitted sites are actual, live sites with which YOU ARE CONNECTED (no more requests to bless Yahoo, please).
- Your submission includes specific site ailments. Or, ask for a general blessing. We can only bless a site if we understand its need. Submissions that do not list actual site ailments cannot receive a blessing at this time.
- Your submission includes accurate information. (so we don't take the time to bless a site & make a certificate, only to find out that an incorrect email address was provided).
- You realize that blessings may take some time (due to backlog of requests). Sometimes a week or more. (We're going as fast as we can.)
To begin the sanctifying
of your site, simply fill out and submit
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