Of all the places for a wandering soul to get trapped…
You’d be surprised too if someone sliced you in half.
Two slices of a carrot; one happy, one sad.
With all the clarity of a Sasquatch photo comes… JALAPENO FACE!
No more Mr. Nice Chip!
It’s garlic, but it looks like the profile of a human head.
It’s like the Marty Feldman of potatoes.
Even a cute face won’t save you from a hungry diner.
Keep up with your regular dentist visits, people.
The discovery of somebody… of some thing… watching you.