Website Blessings

Original project completed in 2005 (see ‘Project Complete’ note in sidebar). Scheduled to relaunch in 2016.

Brothers & Sisters,

In this time of trial and difficulty around the web;, your home for Internet fun, would like to extend its services to help those in need.

Is your site (or the site of a loved one) vexed by strange problems, server errors, lack of traffic, or the like? Does it seem that, no matter how hard you work, your site is not helping you realize the full potential of the Internet? Before you expend thousands of dollars re-designing, try the FREE Website Blessing Service. The service consists of:

  • A Basic Blessing by one of our officially ordained Ministers
  • An Incantation to address the specific needs of your site
  • A virtual “Laying on of Hands” to wield “The Power” directly to your site
  • A certificate (sent in image format via email) commemorating the blessing. Suitable for printing & framing.
    [ Sample certificate shown below ]

PLEASE NOTE: These blessings are performed on an individual basis and each certificate is generated by hand. Please ensure the following:

  • Submitted sites are actual, live sites with which YOU ARE CONNECTED (no more requests to bless Yahoo, please).
  • Your submission includes specific site ailments. Or, ask for a general blessing. We can only bless a site if we understand its need. Submissions that do not list actual site ailments cannot receive a blessing at this time.
  • Your submission includes accurate information. (so we don’t take the time to bless a site & make a certificate, only to find out that an incorrect email address was provided).
  • You realize that blessings may take some time (due to backlog of requests). Sometimes a week or more. (We’re going as fast as we can.)

To begin the sanctifying of your site, simply fill out and submit the following form:

[Form Removed as Project is Complete ]


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