MoFA
- Title: “‘I’m All Thumbs’ Hot Dog”
- Media: Hot dog. Close encounter with a meat slicer?
- Submitted by: Gymbeaux
- Gymbeaux was served this curious-looking "hot dog" at an unnamed restaurant in NYC. Although it looks much like a human thumb, Gymbeaux assured us that it, in fact, tasted nothing like thumb. Case closed. Move along. Nothing to see here.
- Title: “Grape Puppy”
- Media: Grape. Canine DNA.
- Submitted by: Terry Mc
- Eating her morning grapes, Terry Mc came across this delightful puppy. She named him King in memory of the dog she was given on her 5th birthday who later went to a "farm" to live. They said he would be much happier. She thinks now that they lied.
No word on what happened to the grape King.
- Title: “I’ll-Haunt-You-in-Another-Form Pumpkin”
- Media: Pumpkin. Poor Watering Practices. Unadulterated scorn.
- Submitted by: Darryl M.
- Darryl claims the birth of this ill-looking pumpkin was a mix of neglect & ant infestations. Nonetheless, Darryl probably didn't realize that pumpkins never forget. As it rots into the ground, it's scornful expression ensures us that it shall have its revenge on Darryl... maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow... but some day. {it also kind of reminds me of something one might find in Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch}
- Title: “Carrabbit”
- Media: n/a
- Submitted by: Lindsay
- Lindsay found this carrot that looks like a rabbit; then fed it to an actual rabbit - begging the question of the rabbit being in complete unawares or of being a... CANNIBAL BUNNY.
- Title: “The Deflated Egg Balloon”
- Media: Oh god... I don't know...
- Submitted by: Raven C.
- This egg was misplaced in the hen house and was, for reasons I cannot go into here, raised by balloons. Sadly, one morning, the egg's adoptive parents floated off to adventures unknown. Not knowing what else to do, the little egg deflated itself in grief.
- Title: “Freddy Kruger Chip”
- Media: n/a
- Submitted by: Joey W.
- Joey seemed to think that this "Miss Vicky's" potato chip looks like Freddie Kruger (from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" films). I'll simply agree that it's mildly frightening to pull out of a bag of chips. You may decide for yourself!
- Title: “Ginger Lobster”
- Media: Ginger-of-the-Sea.
- Submitted by: Anonymous
- A bit of ginger hoping to work its way up from side dish to entr�e by masquerading as a lobster. Good luck!
- Title: “Invasion of the Tomato Snatchers”
- Media: Tomato. Pod People.
- Submitted by: Jessie D.
- Many people believe that alien invaders might take over the Earth by slowly replacing humans with human-like versions of themselves that are grown from pods. But, who's to say that aliens will know that they should look like us? Perhaps they'll mistake tomatoes as the superior life form of the planet.
- Title: “Craaaaaaazy Berry”
- Media: Strawberry. Craziness.
- Submitted by: Shura (Germany)
- I wish strawberries always came this way. I'd eat them by the basket-full. I can only imagine the taste explosion that Shura enjoyed when eating this fantastic-looking accessory fruit.
