Sad Olaf Carrot, 2020
Water (and carrots) have memory.
Water (and carrots) have memory.
This tomato wants you to get off its lawn, punk.
ELVIS LIVES… on… in bacon?
This beer is not having a good day.
An attempt at cooking an egg has, instead, revealed (or released?!) a monster!
Not just a bell pepper; a SMILING bell pepper.
A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans!
Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”