Water (and carrots) have memory.
This tomato wants you to get off its lawn, punk.
ELVIS LIVES… on… in bacon?
This beer is not having a good day.
An attempt at cooking an egg has, instead, revealed (or released?!) a monster!
Not just a bell pepper; a SMILING bell pepper.
A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans!
Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”