Sad Olaf Carrot, 2020
Water (and carrots) have memory.
Angry Clint Eastwood Tomato, 2020
This tomato wants you to get off its lawn, punk.
Elvis Bacon, 2019
ELVIS LIVES… on… in bacon?
Saddest Beer,
This beer is not having a good day.
Monster Egg,
An attempt at cooking an egg has, instead, revealed (or released?!) a monster!
A Pleasant Pepper, 2014
Not just a bell pepper; a SMILING bell pepper.
Berry That Wants to Rule the World, 2014
A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans!
Pleasant Pickle Face, 2012
Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
Nutri-Grain E.T., 2012
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
Watermelon Skull,
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”