Not just a bell pepper; a SMILING bell pepper.
A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans!
Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”
A heart potato with a face… the face of a famous Adventure Time character!
Poor, little piece of candy was wrapped before its time.
Absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are among us… and residing in our oatmeal.
An amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries.
It’s said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.