A Pleasant Pepper, 2014
Not just a bell pepper; a SMILING bell pepper.
Berry That Wants to Rule the World, 2014
A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans!
Pleasant Pickle Face, 2012
Is it the look of a simply happy pickle face? Or the trance-inducing stare of a MIND-CONTROLLING, PRESERVED CUCUMBER?
Nutri-Grain E.T., 2012
Forget the crop circles, blurry UFO videos and other alien-related nonsense: here is irrefutable evidence of ETs among us!
Watermelon Skull,
“I felt a frightening foreshadowing of my impending doom…”
Heart Potato, Face Potato, 2012
A heart potato with a face… the face of a famous Adventure Time character!
Suffocated Candy, 2011
Poor, little piece of candy was wrapped before its time.
Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien, 2011
Absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are among us… and residing in our oatmeal.
Smiling Fry,
An amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries.
Spooky Bread Face,
It’s said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.