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Brussels Sprout from the Black Lagoon
What lurks within the murky depths of your refrigerator?
In Development: SIGNED & NUMBERED Art Series
Work in progress: the SIGNED & NUMBERED art series. What number will YOU get?
In Development: ADMIT ONE Art Series
Work in progress: the ADMIT ONE series of hand-drawn, small, and devastatingly adorable artworks.
G. Dean Smith, Logo Designer
A spotlight on the logo work of designer G. Dean Smith
Pup ‘n’ Taco Brand Preservation
Been thinking about lost restaurants and haunted by this logo & packaging for the long-gone California chain PUP ‘N’ TACO.
Save the USPS Support Graphic
A Hanttula graphic in support of our beloved 🇺🇲 UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE 🇺🇲
Sad Olaf Carrot
Water (and carrots) have memory.
Angry Clint Eastwood Tomato
This tomato wants you to get off its lawn, punk.
Curious Collections • Astounding Exhibits • Mysterious Goods & Services
Monster Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next monster, horror, or science-fiction movie!
Generate a Title Now
FORECASTAGRAM
Quite possibly the most accurate & magically-mystifying fortune telling on the Internet.
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Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy.
Good food; gone very, very wrong.
Visit the Museum
Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
Find Your Tiki Bar Name
SAD FRUIT SAGA
Chaos at the fruit stand and the fruit is SAD! Play this addictive game and make the fruit HAPPY!
Play Now
The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
Ask your question
Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
Hear them now
Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
Follow the Team
Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 1500+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
See the Collection
Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys
Slots o' (Mis)Fortune Halloween Slot Machine Game
An ever-so-slightly-horrifying Halloween-themed slot machine game. BEWARE: unlike regular slot machines, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN credits from your jackpot!
Play now (no money involved)
Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club
Join the ranks of fans of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence. Membership has its privileges.
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Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
See the list
Exquisite Merchandise
Authentic Hanttula Spoon
Transcend the plane of standard utensils with a certified authentic HANTTULA SPOON. These select pieces are direct from Hanttula’s overstock of spoons collected for the famed Spoon Journal. Now available to you and appropriate for presentation within any home or academic collection.
Momentarily
$SOLD OUT
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys Coffee Mug
Another gift shop winner from THE EXHIBIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE. Regrettable artistic choices are made permanent by THE INTERNET and now you can sip your morning beverages from an equally long-lasting HORRIFIC COFFEE MUG. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes.That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea – it just means that you have options.
$12–$15
Inside the Magic 8-Ball Apparel
Have YOU seen INSIDE THE MAGIC 8-BALL? If you have, what better way to announce to the world that you KNOW THE SECRETS of this curious orb than by declaring it right on your clothing? That’s right – there is no better way!
$20+
Commemorative MoFA Apparel
What visit to a world-renown museum is complete without a purchase from the gift shop? Step right in and buy yourself (or your secret, loved ones) a mildly-deluxe Museum of Food Anomalies T-Shirt, Hoodie, and More! Soft fabric x horrifying memories of the exhibits = a one-of-a-kind apparel opportunity!
$20+
Curiously Redacted Documents in REAL Fake GOLD!
Love the Hanttula Official Redacted Documents but dislike all that depressing black ink? Worry no more! We now offer the same HIGH-QUALITY of document redaction in enchanting GOLD INK! Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold, shiny mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique, golden treasure!
Curiously
$SOLD OUT
…for now
Website Blessings
No website, social media account or app is complete without a divine rite of extra-worldly holiness and redemption. Performed by an officially ordained minister. Includes officially official Certificate of Sanctityâ„¢. Accept no imitations or substitutions.
Returning
$SOON
Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse Practice Target
Prepare for the impending Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse – the BUNNYOCALYPSE – with these high-quality paper practice targets. You never know when the marshmallow bunny hoards will attack. Make yourself ready TODAY.
$FREE
Real Treasure Map to Definitely Real Treasure
The hunt is on! Treasure is out there for YOU to find! What better way to begin than with a REAL TREASURE MAP that points the way to REAL TREASURE? That’s right, there is no better way! Buy your map today & become the hunter of treasure that you always dreamed of being.
$SOLD OUT
Ancient Style MoFA Apparel
Perhaps the last chance to buy some of the old, original MoFA apparel design. Why would you want this old style? I don’t know. But, you could buy one now and pretend that you’ve owned it for YEARS. That’s something, right?
$24
Cryptically Redacted Documents
Why have regular documents cluttering your home and workplace when you can have beautiful, handmade, manually-stricken OFFICIAL REDACTED DOCUMENTS? Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique treasure!
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Hanttula Mystery Object
Beyond Price! Beyond Classification!
A journey into madness? Into the unknown? A keepsake? A curse? ALL THESE THINGS and MORE. Hanttula Mystery Objects span the range of the human experience and captivate all senses. Not necessarily ‘for sale’ and not necessarily without cost.
Now with 10% more mystery
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Unmitigated
Brilliant
Magnificence
Fan Club
Membership Card
and Sticker
One of the few ways that YOU can PROVE that you’re a fan of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence – the official fan club card! For a somewhat limited time: includes a copy of the 2007 era Hanttula sticker!
$???
Since
2001
MicroZine
Limited
Characters
+ Deep
Appreciation
Semi-Regular Randomly-infrequent dispatches on click-worthy entertainments, art, interesting facts & more!
In Development: SIGNED & NUMBERED Art Series
Work in progress: the SIGNED & NUMBERED art series. What number will YOU get?
In Development: ADMIT ONE Art Series
Work in progress: the ADMIT ONE series of hand-drawn, small, and devastatingly adorable artworks.
G. Dean Smith, Logo Designer
A spotlight on the logo work of designer G. Dean Smith
Pup ‘n’ Taco Brand Preservation
Been thinking about lost restaurants and haunted by this logo & packaging for the long-gone California chain PUP ‘N’ TACO.
Save the USPS Support Graphic
A Hanttula graphic in support of our beloved 🇺🇲 UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE 🇺🇲
New Artwork for MoFA’s Return
Some new promotional artwork in anticipation of the updates coming to the famed Museum of Food Anomalies.
GET YOUR PETS Live Daily Show
Seeking some daily & adorable entertainment while you’re stuck indoors? GET YOUR PETS is John Hodgman’s live IG show where he interviews people’s pets.
Now live: the Quantum Koala Video Game
GAME RELEASE! The new game “Quantum Koala in the Quest for the Golden Tiki” is LIVE on Hanttula.com!