New & Noteworthy
Worn Out Porch
Get to know the music of the excellent New Orleans’ band Worn Out Porch
The Myth of the Golden Ratio
The Golden Ratio is a lie (or, at least, a gross misunderstanding).
Elvis Bacon
ELVIS LIVES… on… in bacon?
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Saddest Beer
This beer is not having a good day.
Popcorn Pup
Another popcorn-based pup reveals itself!
Monster Egg
An attempt at cooking an egg has, instead, revealed (or released?!) a monster!
Endless Exotica, On-Going Updates
The long-running online database of the exotica records get new entries & design updates!
Spectropia
Spectropia ; or, Surprising spectral illusions. Showing ghosts everywhere, and of any colour
Step Back in Time: Hawaii through Vintage Slides
Vintage and historical photography are as close as we’re likely to get to time travel. Step back in time, to a Hawaii of the past…
Finding the Paintings of Bob Ross
The New York Times did the important work of answering the question: “where have all the Bob Ross paintings gone?”
Hopper, P.I.
One of the best things to come out of the 3rd season of STRANGER THINGS is THIS amazing, fake opening credits for HOPPER, P.I.
Featured Exhibits
Featured Exhibits
Exquisite Merchandise
Authentic Hanttula Spoon
Transcend the plane of standard utensils with a certified authentic HANTTULA SPOON. These select pieces are direct from Hanttula’s overstock of spoons collected for the famed Spoon Journal. Now available to you and appropriate for presentation within any home or academic collection.
Momentarily
$SOLD OUT
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys Coffee Mug
Another gift shop winner from THE EXHIBIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE. Regrettable artistic choices are made permanent by THE INTERNET and now you can sip your morning beverages from an equally long-lasting HORRIFIC COFFEE MUG. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes.That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea – it just means that you have options.
$12–$15
Inside the Magic 8-Ball Apparel
Have YOU seen INSIDE THE MAGIC 8-BALL? If you have, what better way to announce to the world that you KNOW THE SECRETS of this curious orb than by declaring it right on your clothing? That’s right – there is no better way!
$20+
Commemorative MoFA Apparel
What visit to a world-renown museum is complete without a purchase from the gift shop? Step right in and buy yourself (or your secret, loved ones) a mildly-deluxe Museum of Food Anomalies T-Shirt, Hoodie, and More! Soft fabric x horrifying memories of the exhibits = a one-of-a-kind apparel opportunity!
$20+
Curiously Redacted Documents in REAL Fake GOLD!
Love the Hanttula Official Redacted Documents but dislike all that depressing black ink? Worry no more! We now offer the same HIGH-QUALITY of document redaction in enchanting GOLD INK! Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold, shiny mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique, golden treasure!
Curiously
$SOLD OUT
…for now
Website Blessings
No website, social media account or app is complete without a divine rite of extra-worldly holiness and redemption. Performed by an officially ordained minister. Includes officially official Certificate of Sanctity™. Accept no imitations or substitutions.
Returning
$SOON
Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse Practice Target
Prepare for the impending Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse – the BUNNYOCALYPSE – with these high-quality paper practice targets. You never know when the marshmallow bunny hoards will attack. Make yourself ready TODAY.
$FREE
Real Treasure Map to Definitely Real Treasure
The hunt is on! Treasure is out there for YOU to find! What better way to begin than with a REAL TREASURE MAP that points the way to REAL TREASURE? That’s right, there is no better way! Buy your map today & become the hunter of treasure that you always dreamed of being.
$SOLD OUT
Ancient Style MoFA Apparel
Perhaps the last chance to buy some of the old, original MoFA apparel design. Why would you want this old style? I don’t know. But, you could buy one now and pretend that you’ve owned it for YEARS. That’s something, right?
$24
Cryptically Redacted Documents
Why have regular documents cluttering your home and workplace when you can have beautiful, handmade, manually-stricken OFFICIAL REDACTED DOCUMENTS? Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique treasure!
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Hanttula Mystery Object
Beyond Price! Beyond Classification!
A journey into madness? Into the unknown? A keepsake? A curse? ALL THESE THINGS and MORE. Hanttula Mystery Objects span the range of the human experience and captivate all senses. Not necessarily ‘for sale’ and not necessarily without cost.
Now with 10% more mystery
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Unmitigated
Brilliant
Magnificence
Fan Club
Membership Card
and Sticker
One of the few ways that YOU can PROVE that you’re a fan of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence – the official fan club card! For a somewhat limited time: includes a copy of the 2007 era Hanttula sticker!
$???
Since
2001
MicroZine
Limited
Characters
+ Deep
Appreciation
Semi-regular dispatches on click-worthy entertainments, art, interesting facts & more!
Worn Out Porch
Get to know the music of the excellent New Orleans’ band Worn Out Porch
The Myth of the Golden Ratio
The Golden Ratio is a lie (or, at least, a gross misunderstanding).
Endless Exotica, On-Going Updates
The long-running online database of the exotica records get new entries & design updates!
Spectropia
Spectropia ; or, Surprising spectral illusions. Showing ghosts everywhere, and of any colour
Step Back in Time: Hawaii through Vintage Slides
Vintage and historical photography are as close as we’re likely to get to time travel. Step back in time, to a Hawaii of the past…
Finding the Paintings of Bob Ross
The New York Times did the important work of answering the question: “where have all the Bob Ross paintings gone?”
Hopper, P.I.
One of the best things to come out of the 3rd season of STRANGER THINGS is THIS amazing, fake opening credits for HOPPER, P.I.
Polaroids from the Upside Down
Polaroid releases a custom line of cameras and film for Stranger Things Season 3.
Monster Movie Title Generator!
The long-running Hanttula B-Movie Title Generator has been REBORN! Faster, funner, and more name-generator-y!
Superorganism on Legion
FX’s show Legion opens its season with an integrated Superorganism music video.
New Release: Monster Rally’s “Menagerie”
Awesome exotica-nuevo band Monster Rally has released the first sounds off of a forthcoming album.
Process: Jack Antonoff on creating ‘Goodmorning’
A look at the powerful work behind a creative endeavor; in this case, the Bleachers’ song with strong Beatles’ influence.
Timelapse of the Future
A 30 minute visual journey from the present to the very END OF TIME itself. It provides some real perspective on our place in space & time.
NASA’s Orbit Pavilion
MAKE CONTACT with NASA’s Orbit Pavilion – an intriguing soundscape & structure that interprets the off-world movements of the International Space Station + 19 satellites into a personal, earth-bound auditory experience.
New Horror Movie Title Generator!
Announcing the ALL NEW Hanttula B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR – automatically creating MILLIONS & MILLIONS of excitingly horrifying titles for YOUR next second-rate horror movie!
The Relaunch / The Return
Hello, friends. After several years of work in off hours, early mornings, and weekends, Hanttula.com has RELAUNCHED with a completely rebuilt site, entirely rebuilt & revised exhibits, and a bit of new content. Plus, it's now greatly improved for mobile viewing....