New & Noteworthy
New Horror Movie Title Generator!
Announcing the ALL NEW Hanttula B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR - automatically creating MILLIONS & MILLIONS of excitingly horrifying titles for YOUR next second-rate horror movie! 👻 Create one or one thousand creepy names for movies that MUST be made! Don't like the...
read moreThe Relaunch / The Return
Hello, friends. After several years of work in off hours, early mornings, and weekends, Hanttula.com has RELAUNCHED with a completely rebuilt site, entirely rebuilt & revised exhibits, and a bit of new content. Plus, it's now greatly improved for mobile viewing....
read moreOlympus Has Fallen vs. White House Down
The ‘the President seems like the easiest target for terrorists’ films of 2013
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Alien Egg
Pyrategirl Megan may have discovered the lost cargo of the Nostromo.
read moreVirgin Mary Burrito
The likeness of the Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus scorched into the side of a tasty burrito.
read moreUndiscovered Deathly Hallows Easter Egg
I noted this subtle reference to the Deathly Hallows when we first saw FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM, but haven't heard or seen it mentioned anywhere online. So, I made this helpful graphic. Did anyone else spot this Easter Egg of the Deathly Hallows symbols...
read moreCrumpkin’s Pumpkins Halloween Special
Support the campaign to turn the famous “Crumpkin’s Pumpkins” song & story into a video HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.
read moreHalloween Slot Machine Game
Play online for FREE: a frightful Halloween-theme slot machine game – with spooky additions that…
read moreMore B-Movie Titles for YOU
New updates to the B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR – now with over 1.4 million possibilities!
read moreHalloween Phenomethon of Links 2016
It’s back again for 2016! The endlessly-popular Hanttula.com Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.
read moreReady to Monday
Believe it or not, there are stirrings in Hanttula HQ of *something* new. But, for now, I'll just leave this VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO for you to watch & absorb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGX4JdtQi8
read moreFeatured Exhibits
Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy.
Good food; gone very, very wrong.
Visit the Museum
Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
Hear them now
Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
Find Your Tiki Bar Name
The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
Ask your question
Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
Follow the Team
B-Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next B-Movie.
Generate a Title Now
Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 1500+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
See the Collection
Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys
Slots o' (Mis)Fortune Halloween Slot Machine Game
An ever-so-slightly-horrifying Halloween-themed slot machine game. BEWARE: unlike regular slot machines, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN credits from your jackpot!
Play now (no money involved)
B-Movie Title Generator (Classic Version)
The original Hanttula B-Movie Title Generated. A bit dated, but still produces over 1.4 MILLION possible title combinations!
Make a B-Movie
Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club
Join the ranks of fans of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence. Membership has its privileges.
Join now
Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
See the list
Featured Exhibits
Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy.
Good food; gone very, very wrong.
Visit the Museum
Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
Hear them now
Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
Find Your Tiki Bar Name
The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
Ask your question
Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
Follow the Team
B-Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next B-Movie.
Generate a Title Now
Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 1500+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
See the Collection
Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys
Slots o' (Mis)Fortune Halloween Slot Machine Game
An ever-so-slightly-horrifying Halloween-themed slot machine game. BEWARE: unlike regular slot machines, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN credits from your jackpot!
Play now (no money involved)
B-Movie Title Generator (Classic Version)
The original Hanttula B-Movie Title Generated. A bit dated, but still produces over 1.4 MILLION possible title combinations!
Make a B-Movie
Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club
Join the ranks of fans of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence. Membership has its privileges.
Join now
Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
See the list
Exquisite Merchandise
Authentic Hanttula Spoon
Transcend the plane of standard utensils with a certified authentic HANTTULA SPOON. These select pieces are direct from Hanttula’s overstock of spoons collected for the famed Spoon Journal. Now available to you and appropriate for presentation within any home or academic collection.
Momentarily
$SOLD OUT
Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys Coffee Mug
Another gift shop winner from THE EXHIBIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE. Regrettable artistic choices are made permanent by THE INTERNET and now you can sip your morning beverages from an equally long-lasting HORRIFIC COFFEE MUG. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes.That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea – it just means that you have options.
$12–$15
Inside the Magic 8-Ball Apparel
Have YOU seen INSIDE THE MAGIC 8-BALL? If you have, what better way to announce to the world that you KNOW THE SECRETS of this curious orb than by declaring it right on your clothing? That’s right – there is no better way!
$20+
Commemorative MoFA Apparel
What visit to a world-renown museum is complete without a purchase from the gift shop? Step right in and buy yourself (or your secret, loved ones) a mildly-deluxe Museum of Food Anomalies T-Shirt, Hoodie, and More! Soft fabric x horrifying memories of the exhibits = a one-of-a-kind apparel opportunity!
$20+
Curiously Redacted Documents in REAL Fake GOLD!
Love the Hanttula Official Redacted Documents but dislike all that depressing black ink? Worry no more! We now offer the same HIGH-QUALITY of document redaction in enchanting GOLD INK! Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold, shiny mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique, golden treasure!
Curiously
$SOLD OUT
…for now
Website Blessings
No website, social media account or app is complete without a divine rite of extra-worldly holiness and redemption. Performed by an officially ordained minister. Includes officially official Certificate of Sanctityâ„¢. Accept no imitations or substitutions.
Returning
$SOON
Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse Practice Target
Prepare for the impending Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse – the BUNNYOCALYPSE – with these high-quality paper practice targets. You never know when the marshmallow bunny hoards will attack. Make yourself ready TODAY.
$FREE
Real Treasure Map to Definitely Real Treasure
The hunt is on! Treasure is out there for YOU to find! What better way to begin than with a REAL TREASURE MAP that points the way to REAL TREASURE? That’s right, there is no better way! Buy your map today & become the hunter of treasure that you always dreamed of being.
$SOLD OUT
Ancient Style MoFA Apparel
Perhaps the last chance to buy some of the old, original MoFA apparel design. Why would you want this old style? I don’t know. But, you could buy one now and pretend that you’ve owned it for YEARS. That’s something, right?
$24
Cryptically Redacted Documents
Why have regular documents cluttering your home and workplace when you can have beautiful, handmade, manually-stricken OFFICIAL REDACTED DOCUMENTS? Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique treasure!
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Hanttula Mystery Object
Beyond Price! Beyond Classification!
A journey into madness? Into the unknown? A keepsake? A curse? ALL THESE THINGS and MORE. Hanttula Mystery Objects span the range of the human experience and captivate all senses. Not necessarily ‘for sale’ and not necessarily without cost.
Now with 10% more mystery
Temporarily
$SOLD OUT
Unmitigated
Brilliant
Magnificence
Fan Club
Membership Card
and Sticker
One of the few ways that YOU can PROVE that you’re a fan of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence – the official fan club card! For a somewhat limited time: includes a copy of the 2007 era Hanttula sticker!
$???
Since
2001
MicroZine
Limited
Characters
+ Deep
Appreciation
Semi-regular dispatches on click-worthy entertainments, art, interesting facts & more!
New Horror Movie Title Generator!
Announcing the ALL NEW Hanttula B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR - automatically creating MILLIONS & MILLIONS of excitingly horrifying titles for YOUR next second-rate horror movie! 👻 Create one or one thousand creepy names for movies that MUST be made! Don't like the...
read more
The Relaunch / The Return
Hello, friends. After several years of work in off hours, early mornings, and weekends, Hanttula.com has RELAUNCHED with a completely rebuilt site, entirely rebuilt & revised exhibits, and a bit of new content. Plus, it's now greatly improved for mobile viewing....
read more
Browsing the Stacks
A photo gallery view of amazing libraries across the world: from cathedrals of books to a library on horseback. Have a look.
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Happy National Pizza Day
In Crust We Trust!
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Undiscovered Deathly Hallows Easter Egg
I noted this subtle reference to the Deathly Hallows when we first saw FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM, but haven't heard or seen it mentioned anywhere online. So, I made this helpful graphic. Did anyone else spot this Easter Egg of the Deathly Hallows symbols...
read more
Crumpkin’s Pumpkins Halloween Special
Support the campaign to turn the famous “Crumpkin’s Pumpkins” song & story into a video HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.
read more
Halloween Slot Machine Game
Play online for FREE: a frightful Halloween-theme slot machine game – with spooky additions that…
read more
More B-Movie Titles for YOU
New updates to the B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR – now with over 1.4 million possibilities!
read more
Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2016
It’s back again for 2016! The endlessly-popular Hanttula.com Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.
read moreReady to Monday
Believe it or not, there are stirrings in Hanttula HQ of *something* new. But, for now, I'll just leave this VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO for you to watch & absorb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGX4JdtQi8
read moreThanksgiving Clock 2015
Now that Halloween has passed, it's time to COUNTDOWN TO THANKSGIVING!
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Popcorn Garage
Visit the Popcorn Garage: 66 film references hidden within one visual puzzle. Can YOU find them all?
read morePizza TARDIS
Pizza through ALL TIME & SPACE or not at all.
read moreSnack Science
DIY Oreo cookies.
read moreInternet Arcade
Say 'hello' to the Internet Arcade from Archive.org: dozens & dozens of early (1970s-1990s) arcade games; no quarters required.
read moreMoFA on Buzzfeed
Thank you, Buzzfeed, for including the Museum of Food Anomalies in your list of "20 Weird, Wonderful, And Strangely Specific Museums You Have To Visit" Visit the Museum of Food Anomalies for yourself!
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