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New & Noteworthy

NASA’s Orbit Pavilion

MAKE CONTACT with NASA’s Orbit Pavilion – an intriguing soundscape & structure that interprets the off-world movements of the International Space Station + 19 satellites into a personal, earth-bound auditory experience.

New Horror Movie Title Generator!

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Announcing the ALL NEW Hanttula B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR – automatically creating MILLIONS & MILLIONS of excitingly horrifying titles for YOUR next second-rate horror movie!

The Relaunch / The Return

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Hello, friends. After several years of work in off hours, early mornings, and weekends, Hanttula.com has RELAUNCHED with a completely rebuilt site, entirely rebuilt & revised exhibits, and a bit of new content. Plus, it's now greatly improved for mobile viewing....

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Happy National Pizza Day

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In Crust We Trust!

Alien Egg

Museum of Food Anomalies

Pyrategirl Megan may have discovered the lost cargo of the Nostromo.

Virgin Mary Burrito

Museum of Food Anomalies

The likeness of the Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus scorched into the side of a tasty burrito.

Undiscovered Deathly Hallows Easter Egg

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I noted this subtle reference to the Deathly Hallows when we first saw FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM, but haven't heard or seen it mentioned anywhere online. So, I made this helpful graphic. Did anyone else spot this Easter Egg of the Deathly Hallows symbols...

Crumpkin’s Pumpkins Halloween Special

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Support the campaign to turn the famous “Crumpkin’s Pumpkins” song & story into a video HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.

Halloween Slot Machine Game

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Play online for FREE: a frightful Halloween-theme slot machine game – with spooky additions that…

More B-Movie Titles for YOU

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New updates to the B-MOVIE TITLE GENERATOR – now with over 1.4 million possibilities!

Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2016

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It’s back again for 2016! The endlessly-popular Hanttula.com Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.

Featured Exhibits

MoFA - Museum of Food Anomalies — Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy.
Good food; gone very, very wrong.
Visit the Museum

Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
Hear them now

Tiki Bar Name Generator Banner Graphic — Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
Find Your Tiki Bar Name

The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
Ask your question

Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
Follow the Team

B-Movie Title Generator Banner Graphic — B-Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next B-Movie.
Generate a Title Now

Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 1500+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
See the Collection

Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys

Slots o' Misfortune Halloween Slot Machine Game — Slots o' (Mis)Fortune Halloween Slot Machine Game
An ever-so-slightly-horrifying Halloween-themed slot machine game. BEWARE: unlike regular slot machines, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN credits from your jackpot!
Play now (no money involved)

Classic version of B-Movie Title Generator — B-Movie Title Generator (Classic Version)
The original Hanttula B-Movie Title Generated. A bit dated, but still produces over 1.4 MILLION possible title combinations!
Make a B-Movie

Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club
Join the ranks of fans of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence. *Membership has its privileges.*
Join now

Seeing Double: Twin, Doppelganger Films — Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
See the list

Featured Exhibits

Exquisite Merchandise

Why just browse when you can OWN a piece of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence™?!

Authentic Hanttula Spoon

Transcend the plane of standard utensils with a certified authentic HANTTULA SPOON. These select pieces are direct from Hanttula’s overstock of spoons collected for the famed Spoon Journal. Now available to you and appropriate for presentation within any home or academic collection.

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Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys Coffee Mug

Another gift shop winner from THE EXHIBIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE. Regrettable artistic choices are made permanent by THE INTERNET and now you can sip your morning beverages from an equally long-lasting HORRIFIC COFFEE MUG. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes.That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea – it just means that you have options.

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Inside the Magic 8-Ball Apparel

Have YOU seen INSIDE THE MAGIC 8-BALL? If you have, what better way to announce to the world that you KNOW THE SECRETS of this curious orb than by declaring it right on your clothing? That’s right – there is no better way!

^$20+

Commemorative MoFA Apparel

What visit to a world-renown museum is complete without a purchase from the gift shop? Step right in and buy yourself (or your secret, loved ones) a mildly-deluxe Museum of Food Anomalies T-Shirt, Hoodie, and More! Soft fabric x horrifying memories of the exhibits = a one-of-a-kind apparel opportunity!

^$20+

Curiously Redacted Documents in REAL Fake GOLD!

Love the Hanttula Official Redacted Documents but dislike all that depressing black ink? Worry no more! We now offer the same HIGH-QUALITY of document redaction in enchanting GOLD INK! Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold, shiny mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique, golden treasure!

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Website Blessings

No website, social media account or app is complete without a divine rite of extra-worldly holiness and redemption. Performed by an officially ordained minister. Includes officially official Certificate of Sanctity™. Accept no imitations or substitutions.

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Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse Practice Target

Prepare for the impending Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse – the BUNNYOCALYPSE – with these high-quality paper practice targets. You never know when the marshmallow bunny hoards will attack. Make yourself ready TODAY.

^$FREE

Real Treasure Map to Definitely Real Treasure

The hunt is on! Treasure is out there for YOU to find! What better way to begin than with a REAL TREASURE MAP that points the way to REAL TREASURE? That’s right, there is no better way! Buy your map today & become the hunter of treasure that you always dreamed of being.

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Ancient Style MoFA Apparel

Perhaps the last chance to buy some of the old, original MoFA apparel design. Why would you want this old style? I don’t know. But, you could buy one now and pretend that you’ve owned it for YEARS. That’s something, right?

^$24

Cryptically Redacted Documents

Why have regular documents cluttering your home and workplace when you can have beautiful, handmade, manually-stricken OFFICIAL REDACTED DOCUMENTS? Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique treasure!

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Hanttula Mystery Object

Beyond Price! Beyond Classification!

A journey into madness? Into the unknown? A keepsake? A curse? ALL THESE THINGS and MORE. Hanttula Mystery Objects span the range of the human experience and captivate all senses. Not necessarily ‘for sale’ and not necessarily without cost.

Now with 10% more mystery

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