Quite possibly the most accurate & magically-mystifying fortune telling on the Internet.
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Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy. Good food; gone very, very wrong.
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The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
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Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
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SAD FRUIT SAGA
Chaos at the fruit stand and the fruit is SAD! Play this addictive game and make the fruit HAPPY!
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Monster Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next monster, horror, or science-fiction movie!
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Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
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Quest for the Golden Tiki
An 8-Bit adventure video game starring the QUANTUM KOALA. Jump through time & space to collect pieces of shattered GOLDEN TIKI.
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SHIPWRECKED
A TIKI TAKEOVER event of Marina del Rey's Historic Warehouse Restaurant
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Spoon Journal Project
57 spoons collected during a 10-month period between 1996-1997 result in an innovative & experimental documentary and detail of culinary adventures.
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Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
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Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 1500+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
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Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys
Slots o' (Mis)Fortune Halloween Slot Machine Game
An ever-so-slightly-horrifying Halloween-themed slot machine game. BEWARE: unlike regular slot machines, some of the symbols in this game DRAIN credits from your jackpot!
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B-Movie Title Generator (Classic Version)
The original Hanttula B-Movie Title Generated. A bit dated, but still produces over 1.4 MILLION possible title combinations!
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Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence Fan Club
Join the ranks of fans of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence. Membership has its privileges.
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Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
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Website Blessing Service
Miracles performed immediately; website updates may take a little longer.
Closed for Remodeling
Cardboard Robot Command
A short-lived attempt at "Building an unstoppable robot army, one recycled box at a time."
Build your own robot
Inside the Magic 8-Ball
The Hanttula.com scientific research team explores the innards of this mysterious orb. Find out, once and for all, just what lurks inside this magic oracle.
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Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
A frightful assemblage of stuffed animals that nature did not intend. We recommend skipping this exhibit. It's really not very good. Only our continuing dislike for Beanie Babies keeps us from being ashamed that we ever created this horrific sideshow.
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Mission: Rhyme with Orange
An ill-fated attempt to "create a word that rhymes with orange and get it into an official dictionary."
We Failed
Bunnyocalypse
The Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse is upon us. View this photographic documentation of the end times of Marshmallow Peeps™ and watch as bunny-after-bunny is pit against agents of marshmallow doom.
Witness the Bunnyocalypse
Halloween Games & Links
A hauntingly good collection of Halloween entertainments: online games, spook sites & videos, creepy sounds and other inspiration for your Halloween enjoyment.
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Hanttula Mystery Objects
Hanttula Mystery Objects are art-like curiosities distributed randomly in public locations.
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Office of Eternal Distraction
The finest selections of links (from the old Hanttula.com DISTRACTOMATIC) that are worth repeat visits.
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The 'LOST' Notebook
An online resource for viewers of ABC's television series 'LOST.' Unlike other sources, this notebook focused only on the evidence presented in the show, offering a great source to explore your own theories & thoughts on the story lines.