Freddy Kruger Chip, 2008
Potato chip horror show.
The Saddest Sad Little Pickle,
So much sadness & woe for a single pickle.
Sly Potato,
Jackie was cutting through this potato when she found it staring back at her with this sly grin. We’re not sure what to make of this: did the potato have a secret plan in mind? Was Jackie’s cutting of the potato part of that plan?!? We may never know.
Old Man Tomato,
From that episode of “The Twilight Zone…”
Chubby Cookie Face,
Everyone’s chanting for “Chubby cookie face!”
Wilson Coconut,
Philosophical question: could a coconut be a castaway on a tropical island?
Egg Face, 2008
Chris writes “I’ve gotten egg on my face before but never face on my egg.” We think it looks more like a skull. Either way, Chris wisely left the egg alone & enjoyed oatmeal that morning.
Gregory Peck Pepper,
Sometimes peppers suffer from having bad parents who stick them in front of the television instead of talking to them & playing with them. Sometimes, though, the pepper lucks out & watches nothing by Gregory Peck films growing up. Seriously, watch a Gregory Peck film then look at this pepper. It’s got his look down.
Confused Berry, 2008
Have YOU met Berry the berry?
Most Terrifying Fruity Pebble, 2008
Another example of a terrifying cereal product!