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11:03 am | Mike Hanttula writes:


People keep sending me the pizza lanyard link/story and, while I appreciate ANY & ALL PIZZA-RELATED NEWS across my desk, the lanyard itself has some serious flaws.

In short: I don’t understand the design. There’s no way a slice of pizza could be that close to my mouth without getting consumed. So, there’d always just be an empty, greasy plastic pouch around my neck. What I require is a Pizza TARDIS that can hold a billion billion slices inside and dispense them to me throughout time and space. I recall many’a frightful occasions in my life when I was PIZZA DEFICIENT and only an inter-dimensional pizza deployment device will resolve this issue.

Pizza T.A.R.D.I.S.


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Snack Science

10:37 am | Mike Hanttula writes:


Any day is a good opportunity to experiment in the realm of SNACK SCIENCE! Today, I wanted an Oreo cookie, but I had none. Enter: some Trader Joe’s Cats Cookies (for People!) and a can of cake icing. It’s… IT’S…. A-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-V-E! (and it’s pretty tasty, too.)


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Internet Arcade

3:21 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Say ‘hello’ to the Internet Arcade from dozens & dozens of early (1970s-1990s) arcade games; no quarters required.



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Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2014

7:36 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Hanttula Halloween 2014

It’s back again for 2014! The endlessly-popular Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.


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MoFA on Buzzfeed

7:32 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thank you, Buzzfeed, for including the Museum of Food Anomalies in your list of  “20 Weird, Wonderful, And Strangely Specific Museums You Have To Visit


Visit the Museum of Food Anomalies for yourself!


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Happy New Year!

11:48 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

May your 2014 be free of hyperbole. Happy New Year, everybody!



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Halloween Links Will Return… Next Year!

7:41 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thanks to everyone that enjoyed the 2013 Halloween Phenomethon of Links − it’ll be back next year!


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Introducing the Tiki Bar Name Generator

1:59 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

With the rise in popularity of the classic tiki bar, there is a drastic shortage of quality tiki bar names. Not to worry: to the rescue with the one & only TIKI BAR NAME GENERATOR. {Featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!}
Visit the Tiki Bar Name Generator  now and see the tiki bar name shortage crisis SOLVED before your very eyes!

Tiki Bar Name Generator - featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!


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B-Movie Title Generator Update

9:01 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

The hard-working B-Movie Title Generator gets a much-needed typeface update. Now your automatically-generated B-Movie titles are 32% more t-e-r-r-i-f-y-i-n-g.

B-movie Title Generator - Font Update


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MoFA Named to Quirky Travel’s ‘Top 10′

1:53 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Our Museum of Food Anomalies has just been named to Quirky Travel’s ‘Top 10 Niche Museums from Around the World’ (and, we’re the only all-online museum in the list!)
Read the full article and visit the museum.


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