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Internet Arcade

3:21 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Say ‘hello’ to the Internet Arcade from dozens & dozens of early (1970s-1990s) arcade games; no quarters required.



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Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2014

7:36 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Hanttula Halloween 2014

It’s back again for 2014! The endlessly-popular Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.


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MoFA on Buzzfeed

7:32 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thank you, Buzzfeed, for including the Museum of Food Anomalies in your list of  “20 Weird, Wonderful, And Strangely Specific Museums You Have To Visit


Visit the Museum of Food Anomalies for yourself!


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Happy New Year!

11:48 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

May your 2014 be free of hyperbole. Happy New Year, everybody!



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Halloween Links Will Return… Next Year!

7:41 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thanks to everyone that enjoyed the 2013 Halloween Phenomethon of Links − it’ll be back next year!


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Introducing the Tiki Bar Name Generator

1:59 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

With the rise in popularity of the classic tiki bar, there is a drastic shortage of quality tiki bar names. Not to worry: to the rescue with the one & only TIKI BAR NAME GENERATOR. {Featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!}
Visit the Tiki Bar Name Generator  now and see the tiki bar name shortage crisis SOLVED before your very eyes!

Tiki Bar Name Generator - featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!


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B-Movie Title Generator Update

9:01 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

The hard-working B-Movie Title Generator gets a much-needed typeface update. Now your automatically-generated B-Movie titles are 32% more t-e-r-r-i-f-y-i-n-g.

B-movie Title Generator - Font Update


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MoFA Named to Quirky Travel’s ‘Top 10′

1:53 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Our Museum of Food Anomalies has just been named to Quirky Travel’s ‘Top 10 Niche Museums from Around the World’ (and, we’re the only all-online museum in the list!)
Read the full article and visit the museum.



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Parvesh Cheena Sings… Mike Hanttula

5:59 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Star of stage & screen, Parvesh Cheena sings “Mike Hanttula” over & over again. Why? I’m not entirely sure; but he does make it very entertaining…


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Tweet Drive for the Science Center

8:26 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

There’s just ONE DAY LEFT of Toyota’s Tweet Drive to support the Space Shuttle Endeavour at the California Science Center.

It’s free & easy to join in the fund-raising fun: Toyota will donate $50 to the Science Center for each tweet (per day, per account) when tweeting through: ]

At, we started with a goal of raising $10,000. Then upped it to $12,000. Then upped it to $14,000. With just one day left, we’re almost there with $13,850 raised so far.

If you tweet, please take a moment to join the Tweet Drive!

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