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Nov
02


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Thanksgiving Clock 2015

9:36 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Now that Halloween has passed, it’s time to COUNTDOWN TO THANKSGIVING!

thanksgiving-clock-2015

Oct
29


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Popcorn Garage

12:06 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Visit the Popcorn Garage: 66 film references hidden within one visual puzzle. Can YOU find them all?

popcorn-garage

Oct
24


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Halloween Phenomethon of Links 2015

9:22 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Hanttula Halloween 2014

It’s back again for 2015! The endlessly-popular Hanttula.com Phenomethon of Halloween Links. Visit the PHENOMETHON now and find all manner of GAMES, INSPIRATION and ENTERTAINMENTS for your Halloween enjoyment.

Sep
30


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Pizza TARDIS

11:03 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

 

People keep sending me the pizza lanyard link/story and, while I appreciate ANY & ALL PIZZA-RELATED NEWS across my desk, the lanyard itself has some serious flaws.

In short: I don’t understand the design. There’s no way a slice of pizza could be that close to my mouth without getting consumed. So, there’d always just be an empty, greasy plastic pouch around my neck. What I require is a Pizza TARDIS that can hold a billion billion slices inside and dispense them to me throughout time and space. I recall many’a frightful occasions in my life when I was PIZZA DEFICIENT and only an inter-dimensional pizza deployment device will resolve this issue.

Pizza T.A.R.D.I.S.

Jun
25


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Snack Science

10:37 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

snack-science

Any day is a good opportunity to experiment in the realm of SNACK SCIENCE! Today, I wanted an Oreo cookie, but I had none. Enter: some Trader Joe’s Cats Cookies (for People!) and a can of cake icing. It’s… IT’S…. A-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-V-E! (and it’s pretty tasty, too.)

Nov
03


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Internet Arcade

3:21 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

Say ‘hello’ to the Internet Arcade from Archive.org: dozens & dozens of early (1970s-1990s) arcade games; no quarters required.

internet-arcade

Mar
12


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MoFA on Buzzfeed

7:32 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thank you, Buzzfeed, for including the Museum of Food Anomalies in your list of  “20 Weird, Wonderful, And Strangely Specific Museums You Have To Visit

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Visit the Museum of Food Anomalies for yourself!

Dec
31


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Happy New Year!

11:48 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

May your 2014 be free of hyperbole. Happy New Year, everybody!

Happy2014-Hyperbole

Nov
09


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Halloween Links Will Return… Next Year!

7:41 am | Mike Hanttula writes:

Thanks to everyone that enjoyed the 2013 Halloween Phenomethon of Links − it’ll be back next year!

Feb
20


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Introducing the Tiki Bar Name Generator

1:59 pm | Mike Hanttula writes:

With the rise in popularity of the classic tiki bar, there is a drastic shortage of quality tiki bar names. Not to worry: Hanttula.com to the rescue with the one & only TIKI BAR NAME GENERATOR. {Featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!}
Visit the Tiki Bar Name Generator  now and see the tiki bar name shortage crisis SOLVED before your very eyes!

Tiki Bar Name Generator - featuring SLOTS-O-MAGIC action!

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