Dr. Batman

How do I know my doctor doesn’t love me?  He hasn’t changed his name to Dr. Batman.  Does he not understand how much that would amuse me and Nurse Robin?

Poor D. Ball

Poor D.Ball…looks like he’s been here all alone over the turkey-related holiday.  He’s been so busy with internet fun, and I’ve been so lacking, that I promptly came home and stole this submission from him. Two Words:  RETRO...

Things I’ve Learned About Myself Today…

Things I’ve learned about myself today?  My career as a knife thrower would be very, very, very short.  (My profuse apologies to my lovely assistant Knancy.)  Check out your skills here. 

Full of Hot Air

Ladies, keep you clothes on, because this man is a trifecta.  He works with strippers!  He blows up balloons real fast!  And during peak season, he’s Sir Chocolate Milk!  (Do you think when they say he’s added a new notch to his belt,...

If you don’t have a

If you don’t have a DVD player, feel free to enjoy this ascii version of Kill Bill Vol. 1. Warning: scenes of intense violence.

If you don’t have a

If you don’t have a DVD player, feel free to enjoy this ascii version of Kill Bill Vol. 1. Warning: scenes of intense violence.

Here’s a chance to put

Here’s a chance to put a price on true love. Buy something for Britney Spears’ upcoming nuptials off her Amazon.com Wedding Registry.

Here’s a chance to put

Here’s a chance to put a price on true love. Buy something for Britney Spears’ upcoming nuptials off her Amazon.com Wedding Registry.

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