Pizza at your own risk.

Hello everyone,

I’m off to Oklahoma to help my brother get married. So, there’s no official RPB this week. But, feel free to consume at your own risk.
I’ll miss your company this week, hope you have a fun time (whatever you decide to do). While you’re at it, why don’t you come sack my apartment, since I’ve now informed you all that I’ll be away. Of course, I’m not feeding the hounds in my absence, so they’ll appreciate you stopping by for a feeding, um… visit. Or, maybe I don’t have any hounds at all… maybe just a couple of vicious guppies? Hungry, flesh-eating, viral-carrying, vengeance-minded, inch-long, vicious guppies.

– Mike