The Museum of Food Anomalies™ is an online exhibition of real food gone horribly wrong.
The Museum of Food Anomalies presents:
Running Chocolate Man
You no longer need to worry about ruining a diet with delicious snacks! German scientists have produced a confection that exercises for you. Simply consume this tiny chocolate man and he runs his way to your health while being digested. (1 man = 45 minutes on the treadmill)
Sorry, AOL. Coating your little guy in chocolate will most definitely NOT make you any more friends or get you any more customers!
Yeah, that does look like the AOL logo…
This could also be the Whitney Sampler Man from the center of a box of Whitney chocolates! Yummmmmm……