Curator, Author at Hanttula

Grape Puppy

by Curator · Jul 1, 2009 · Museum of Food Anomalies

Some grapes have the ability to operate as a spiritual connection to old pets.

Teddy Dentistry

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

If ever the Plush Toy Community decides to send a representative to politely ask that I close this “circus,” I bet they would send the chap pictured here. Naturally, I will immediately comply.

The Chopping Block

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

I appreciated the formality of using the chopping block; there’s something about the arrangement of this photo that implies that the plush toy did this to him/herself. Who knows? It’s just one of the mysteries of ‘The Circus of Disemboweled Plush...

Wild West Crime Scene

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

There’s so much going on in this image that it’s difficult to know which brilliant part to focus on: the blood, the chaps, the disembodied arm, the cut on the hand on the disembodied arm, the old-timey western hat. So good. So very, very good.

Inside, Meet Outside

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

Finally an answer to the age-old question: “What does a plush wart hog looked like when it’s turned inside-out?”

Merry Christmas!

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

For what this image lacks in clarity, it makes up for with the note that this was given as an actual Christmas gift. Nice.

Robot Infiltration

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

Alex’s sharp eye picked out this robo-plushie infiltrator from a pack of real dogs. Then, the robo-plushie-spy got just what robo-plushie-spies deserve: the Express Bus to Deadsville.

Barney Go Boom! (Part II)

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

…naturally there are those that would soon canonize him. (Just for the record, though, Shin noted that this was a plush toy Barney that was shot from a cannon. “Had to be done.” Yes, Shin, yes it did.)

Barney Go Boom (Part I)

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

As satisfying as it is to see that the world’s most reviled plush purple dinosaur has (finally) met with an appropriately pernicious fate…

Wrath of Laika

by Curator · Apr 12, 2007 · Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

Forget, for a moment, that there is plush toy strewn about. Focus, instead, on the cold, fierce rage in this canine’s eyes. It will haunt plush toys the world over.