by Michael Hanttula · May 17, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hey peoples, No official RPB tomorrow. Lunch at your own risk. But, I promise to return with semi-fascinating stories about what I’d be doing that’s important enough to miss RPB. Yes, semi-fascinating indeed. (Meanwhile, visit... by Michael Hanttula · May 10, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Step right up ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the Grrrreeatest Shoooooow on Earrrrth! That’s right, for one day and one day only, it’s the Wide World of Pizza Consumption! Yes! Before your very eyes, pizza after pizza magically appears! Yes! Before your... by Michael Hanttula · May 3, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
******************************************************* IT’S THE OFFICIAL ******************************************************* SOMEWHAT ANNUAL (or more often) ******************************************************* MEET-A-FRIEND-FOR-LUNCH-FRIDAY!... by Michael Hanttula · Apr 26, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
get off your ass and jam… — George “P-Funk” Clinton get your ass to the pizza buffet. — Me 12:15 PM Burbank Victory & Buena Vista. “Don’t make me come over there!” by Michael Hanttula · Apr 19, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Are you a monkey? You should be. Why aren’t you a monkey? Today! Only! Announcing… A special pizza buffet for monkeys. If you are a monkey, you should come have pizza. If you’re not a monkey, you should come to pizza disguised as one.* All Monkey... by Michael Hanttula · Apr 12, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hello everyone, I’m off to Oklahoma to help my brother get married. So, there’s no official RPB this week. But, feel free to consume at your own risk. I’ll miss your company this week, hope you have a fun time (whatever you decide to do). While...
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